Kylo Rendemption Party

Happy May the 4th!

Here is a numbered list about why Kylo Ren is definitely getting a redemption arc in episode ix. If he isn't redeemed I will delete it to avoid embarrassment, and then it will be gone forever and no one can ever prove it existed. The banner however will stay up in my apartment.

Click your favorite star wars redemption arc:

I forgot to buy one of those cone hats. The party hats. Really meant to.

[warriorcatskid]

“Destroys his gamer chair” was unnecessarily funny

[kacodash]

Hey this Kylo Ren guy sounds just like Jas Baylar from my favorite book, Black Moon Rising.

[tooprime]

Jenny's dry delivery and love of stupid things makes it hard to know if she really likes Aladdin 2 or not.

[JakeRat-xobw]

"If he dies evil and childless it will make everyone sad".
Well, he died good and childless and everyone was still sad.

[SoupStores]

"There are plenty of franchises with sexy villains, and Star Wars is historically not one of them."


This is blatant General Grievous erasure and I won't stand for it.

[Cat-uovw]

I still can’t get over the fact that Snoke died in house slippers and a golden bathrobe.

[meanestmachine]

“It’s either sweat or tears...and it’s probably both.” –a finals week mood

[camillemariejohnson]

The “they made him hot” point is suuuper valid tbh

[willc]

She was the prophet... but we didn’t listen

[imogensteward]

This aged so well and yet so horribly at the same time

[amandademarco]

Kylo, Age 25 (or some unrealistically young number) -

Constantly Moist, Artfully Disfigured, Hasn't Killed Too Many Important People, Allusion to Iago, and Master of the Knights of Ren

Helluva space dating profile if you ask me.

[LucyFilmsOfficial]

“anyway, i thought the writing on the wall was pretty clear but...”

literally has writing on wall that says redemption arc. perfection

[thedreamerswork]

I for one cannot wait for Kylo to take off with Rey's dad to go on adventures together after he briefly returns into his daughter's life.

[Brandon-yrnj]

if kylo isn’t redeemed then the moral is ‘Luke was right for trying to preemptively kill him’

[deirdreb]

"in real life, it's usually bad to kill anybody"
words to live by

[aaronfrank]

I like the "Redemption Arc" banner. Almost as fun as an "Intervention" one.

[lara]

I don't know what I would prefer, less shirtless Kylo Ren or more shirtless Kylo Ren.


Can he just wear a crop top?

[tooprime]

Kylo is redeemed when he discovers the love of a Porg.

[NightshadeHoney]

"He's the genetic end of the Skywalker line and if he dies evil and childless it will be a bummer and make everyone sad. "



This line hurts me as I know it must also hurt Jenny.



Has his whole life ahead of him, indeed.

[megan]

any star wars villain can be sexy if you’re brave enough