What was the most SHOCKING thing you heard the 'Quiet Kid ' say? - Reddit Podcast

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Voice Actor - Ryan Henning

[darksleuth]

In 8th grade a friend of mine fell asleep as usual the quiet kid got up walked over as close as possible said “the police are here” I’ve never seen my friend get up so fast

[Aoi-jvui]

As a quiet kid, I can confirm that I feel the need to attack someone with a table.

[MrNK]

The art of a quiet kid is to blurt out the perfect roast at the perfect moment.

[Captain_Rye]

I was the quiet kid. There was this time where one kid just suddenly brought up the difference between a masochist and a sadist. He was acting like he was super smart but he'd actually got the two mixed up. I was this close to correcting him before I realized how concerning that would sound from me.

[KasugaChousensha]

I was the quiet kid in legal studies. One day we were covering stuff like fraud and false advertising, and I raised my hand asking about secret menu items (stuff from restaurants that aren’t on the menu but you can order if know about it). When the teacher asked for an example, I went with McDonald’s McG*ngb*ng (2 beef patties with a chicken breast in between) and set of an explosion of laughter, shock and tears

[jaxstandish]

"I CANT REMEMBER WHAT COLOR MY DOG IS." Bro is traumatized.

[caleb]

This reminded me of a forgotten memory. I used to be the quiet kid. Gym class in middle school, bully yells "you suck!" while playing volleyball. I scream at him about how I've never played before and how there's a learning curve and just because he's had the opportunity to learn doesn't mean we've all had that yet. Can't remember the exact words but the teacher didn't intervene and eventually the guy is apologizing. Hs was surprisingly patient/wholesome after that.

[paulnash]

“Be mindful of the quiet ones. They may not say much, but they’re always listening.”
-Sun Tzu, *Art of War*

[kirby-from-kirby]

that "die bee! die!" was delivered so perfectly tho🤣🤣💀

[nataliecox]

I was a quiet kid and I had a teacher who would constantly mispronounce my last name as “Cock” no matter how many times I corrected him. He wouldn’t even use my first name! He would JUST call me that! This went on for six months with daily corrections on how to ACTUALLY say my last name. One day, I got so sick of it I snarked at him “You know, I’d correct you, but given JUST how many times I’ve had to do so, there is no BRAIN BETWEEN YOUR EARS!”
The teacher was like 😳😵‍💫
And my classmates LOST it
Whoops..? 😅

[coall]

As the former quiet Kid in school i can really related to this. I think because we usually do not complain about anything or talk that much there is a certain mystery in our behavior which ultimately end up in some sort of respect. A part from that we do not like to talk that much therefore the only circumstances we talk is when we now we have some sort of genius shit in our head. At least that were my experiences...

Edit: We are also a bit crazy why we tend to shut up

[ABM_GD]

Coincidentally, both of my stories happened in the same class in the same year in 8th grade. My teacher often did “circle talks” or whatever, where everyone would sit in a circle and answer a set question the teacher had pre-picked. However, sometimes after she had asked all of her questions, she would let the students ask questions. This one kid in the back of the room, who has hardly said a word and slept half the class, raised his hand, and the teacher called on him. Very calmly, he asks, “How many times have you opened an incognito window?” It took the class a few seconds, but eventually we were all laughing our butts off. I’m pretty sure the only person who didn’t understand was the teacher. Literally nobody answered the question seriously.

The second story took place on the last day of the school year. We were having another circle talk or whatever my teacher called it, and the question was something along the lines of “What was the best thing to happen to you this year?” This one girl, who again has hardly said a word and has literally only been to school for around half the year, got the talking piece and said, “My dad got arrested.” She proceeded to pass the talking piece on with no further explanation. I don’t think I’ve seen her since that.

[FavoriteClown]

One guy in my class once said "YOU CAN TALK?! I thought you were mute. . ." I didn't know what to say to that. Like bru-

[gwgh]

Was the quiet kid in high school, and due to weird scheduling in senior year I got to be in one social studies class with just four other students while the other class with the same teacher had 20+. Was a great slow-paced period for all of us and the teacher was so chill about it, we’d often go outside to chill for lessons and do homework. Well, one day, when the teacher was actually teaching, everyone else was talking over her and it was just so rude and I got so angry (and I think I was already frustrated), I blew up for the first time and firmly yelled something like, “Would you guys please shut up and let the teacher teach!” Everyone got quiet after that until teacher said not even she thought I had it in me.

[theog_spider]

one time a quiet kid randomly yelled "yall are so quiet, its lunch time" when he said that i died of laughter due to the hypocrism

[theterracrafter]

Watching this, I remember what happened back in middle school. There was one really quite kid, who everybody thought he was so "quiet and contained" who was really smart. Then I got to know him, and he was the POLAR OPPOSITE of what I thought he was like. He was quite insane, and was quite a swearer as well. Note, this was in sixth grade.

[smol__artist]

I was the quiet kid, some guy in our class was really annoying, insulting people’s mom, calling the a certain race as an insult, telling them to go back to their country (even tho we all were from Canada, in a canadian school). This time he insulted a girl’s mother non stop, not as a joke but as an insult. He loved to brag about is facial hair, he had like…3/4 strand on is face max. So I calmly said to him " shut up, your mom as more facial hair than you do" the class went wild. First time I spoke beside answering questions, would do it again

[LittleRatOfRats]

One day our teacher during Mother’s Day is asking kids to raise their hands to give her a brief understanding of what with be put on their card. The quiet kid who is also my friend goes “Well, my mother hates me” and the entire class goes dead silent except for me who was throwing a laughing fit like a maniac, so that’s probably why everyone was silent now that I think of it. Still a damn legend.

[Portahooty]

Once the quiet kid randomly said “we are all going to go to heck” at a catholic school and everyone just stared at her

[althealee]

There was a guy in marching band in high school who never spoke and hardly ever smiled, not even for his senior photo. I noticed he read a lot so one day I turned around and asked him what he was reading about. He proceeded to talk for like 10 straight minutes about what he was reading