God taking Adams rib to make Eve

[stashthompson]

"She's going to be the apple of your eye...you don't get it yet" I can't breath

[manoftheyear]

“What the hell” “Don’t say that shit bruh” “sorry” 😂😂😂😂

[ndausky]

“You don’t get it yet” is DIABOLICAL AF 😂😂😂😂😂

[KiteAsakura]

Lmao “You mad at me or somethin?!” Had me dying

[o.y.d]

"She gone be the apple of your eye🤔 crazy joke, you don't get it yet" had me dyin😂😂😂

[official_aceaaron]

She gon be like the apple of yo you dont get it yet but you will 💀

[sage]

"you dont get it yet" is a hard line for a joke

[garretthildebrandt]

If memory serves, He at least waited Adam was asleep.
Imagine God sneaking up on a sleeping Adam, removing his rib all stealth like.

[WilltheHedgehog]

Adam: "Why didn't you make her like that!? 😭"

God: *Remembers Lilith for a sec*

[YouHerdittt]

These bible skits be having me rolling fr 😂

[jonassteinberg]

His exasperated "what da hale" is so perfect lol.

[kidzline]

"Took me 7 days"
"7 what?"

[chattycatty]

"why didn't you make her like that??😢"
* War flashbacks to Lilith *

[TheRealGuusMcgoose]

PLEASE i need more biblical humor from you. Do the one where God tells Abraham to sacrifice his son Isaac but at the last second he’s like “nah. it was a test. you passed”😂😂🤌🏾

[madsong]

Jeez, God actually put Adam into a deep sleep before getting the rib. 😂

[SirianOcean]

"Oh my 😂😂😂 Never used the name in vain, bless his heart.

[seanlewis]

"issa crazy joke, you dont get it yet tho." 😂

[SirXDocallos]

"Is that what you did for me?"
"Nah I just made you." 😂

[ljd]

“Are you mad at me? What did I do?”

“It’s not what you’ve done, but what you will do.” 😂

[FrankCosbyNo-Relation]

"Don't say that shit bruh"

-God