Asian Parent Punishments: Emotional Damage

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Steven He

[StevenHe]

Every parent taking notes in the back📝

[PrizMatex]

This man owns the word *Emotional Damage* and no one can prove me wrong.

[karloz]

I love how he doesn't even refer to his son as son but as his "failure", lol.

[jojoleaf]

Hold it as low as your IQ. That one hits close to home. My Dad's favorite line was the older you get the stupider you get.

[jokersolitaire]

I'm in my 30s, my dad is in his 80s, and the screwdriver scenario STILL happens. I completely relate to Little Steven curling up on the floor 😂

[TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

I think we can all agree that Steven He's way of saying "emotional damage" is so iconic at this point.

[janeandreimatila]

"you said hold it low!"
"not as low as your IQ"

this cracks me up every time LMAO

[roderickcortez]

I'm Mexican and holding the light for my dad made me the broken man that I am today. EMOTIONAL DAMAGE CABRON.

[martinpierce]

I just discovered failure management ! It all makes sense now. My dad and my whole family must have taken this course . Especially hold the light . Maximum emotional damage, very effective. I have childhood flashbacks in every lesson.

[jarods]

"The unfairness adds extra flavor to the emotional damage"

He’s so right

[DestructionOfRome]

“Its not in aisle 8” and “Leave your kid at the register so you can go get something stupid” is depressingly accurate.

[HairofQuestionableorigin]

' the long-range slipper' The amount of qualities Steven's dad and my Irish mother share is frankly astounding.

[Nippleless_Cage]

I crack up every time he says "Very Effective" 😂

[catlvr]

I can imagine the job interview being like this-
“You’re 9 years old, why are you applying for a job?”
“I’m Asian.”
“Understood, carry on.”

[GeLLee]

no one can deliver the line "emotional damage" better than Steven He.

[WildPotat]

Dang it's almost like my parents studied every frame of this video.

[leMiG]

"The one with the handle"
Kills me

[MsUlquiorra]

Dad: "You doctor yet?"
Son: "No dad, I'm 12"
Dad: "Talk to me when you doctor."

[simplistic]

The emotional damage move is very powerful. No amount of self-confidence or therapy will ever stop it.

[TheRCs]

Thank you for all your parenting tips. I have watched and rewatched your emotional damage instructions and my home is now running on a full failure management regime.