What Asian Parents Hear VS. what you say

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[TheDarkPlace-pt]

“But I got the highest grade in the class.”
“I’m in the dumbest class in school!” 😂

[arielcahn]

"I accidentally thought I was from a white family" absolutely destroyed me.
You're a very funny guy, Steven. XD

[LordNightHowler]

"Dad, I think you're gaslighting me."

"You were adopted."

[neelamgawas]

"Dad, i'm going to be a father"
"I have added an extra failure to this family."

"Dad I am going to be a nice parent to my kid."
"I am going going to make your grandson a failure just like me."

💀💀

[spotace]

"Can we have something other than rice dad?"
--"I do not want to be asian anymore"

[AIRHD]

"I wanna make a stylish and trendy haircut"

Family: "I wanna be the most vicious and notorious gang member"

[mitrashailendra]

"I want a calculator!"

"I aspire to be stoopid!"

[Wolvyre]

"I want to buy this" = "I don't understand the value of money"

[daniel_ghax]

"I dont like rice"
"I love you dad"
"I became a lawyer/doctor"

[canliu]

The "give me fruit" part is so real. They don't like to express emotions but food is their love language.

[meme_arrow]

"I wanna do a hobby other than piano."

"I want to do drugs."

[DAYONE]

A*=Doctor
A=Average
A-=Failure
B=Better study or get ass woped
C=Cleaning Bathrooms
D=Disowned
F=Imposter

[hershgames]

"Hey dad! I just got 5 masters in Harvard, running 16 jobs at the same time, won 2 Nobel prizes, won all of the Oscars, became the highest earning person in the solar system, and I know plenty of instruments, including all of them, but I still can't cook rice."

[luna-bdtq]

Kid: "I have completed my studies and homework so can I play games?"
Parent: "I want to fail in math and ruin my eyes"

[MinhHoang-kycj]

“I enjoy watching men dance with their shirt’s half-off” Got me rolling on the ground😂😂

[kimberlys]

There's a wise phrase, "Children crave structure"
I'm so jealous of Asian kids; I love my parents but they were wishy washy and focused on midlife crises during a time we needed help with school work.

[weesamexpress]

"I want to make my own decisions"

Parents: "I want to be disrespectful and throw away my dreams"

[gidthekid]

The sliced fruit joke was absolute gold.

[Crysoftheoksis]

Meanwhile me from Indonesia:
"I wanna drink some Ice Tea"

"I want to cough 24/7"

[yukinaaishi]

it’s funny how relatable this is as an Asian