I replaced all of your boyfriend's parts

Why are they high-fiving? Because they now know someone with exactly the same hobbies and interests? Selfcest? A third reason? You decide!

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- I Accidentally Made TWO Identical Boyfriends And Now I'm FREAKING OUT!
- My Boyfriend Replacement Experiment Went HORRIBLY Wrong!
- Can You Really Build A Second Boyfriend From Spare Parts?
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Hi, Al. This video is a dub of a Tumblr meme about replacing all of your boyfriend's parts. Please show it to people who will like it. Thank you.

[JeaneyCollects]

Why are they high-fiving? Because they now know someone with exactly the same hobbies and interests? Selfcest? A third reason? You decide!

[Rutgerman]

[ ] Single
[ ] Married
[ X ] It's Complicated

[TheAgamemnon]

Instructions unclear: Boyfriend ran off with himself.

[jonathanaarhus]

If you split the boyfriend into six disjoint subsets and then rotate them in the correct manner and stich them back together, you can create two identical copies without even needing any spare parts. It's the Banach-Tarsky theorem (boyfriend corollary)(must be spherical boyfriend in a vacuum).\s

[Brambrew]

That's just called "being alive"
Roughly every 7 years, all your cells are replaced with new ones
Michael Vsauce told me

[alpho]

the boyfriend(s) of theseus
woohoo relationship problems

[JouvaMoufette]

Are their names Theseus? Cause I'd Ship em!

[jonsku]

"So.. since I did that... Can I keep one of the two for myself?"

"Abso-fucking-lutely not"

[Th-WhOwOly-TrEeNiTa]

*"Bro isn't built different. He's built exactly the same."* 😂

[infamoushackerchan]

Better a Theseus problem than an Oedipus problem.

[eluvianii]

We could achieve an army of boyfriends using this method

[thevisitor]

I'd be more worried about the price of this operation than whether or not he's still the same guy.

[Rinsletify]

There's 2 types of people:
And they're both your boyfriend

[yeoldpepsi]

The ship of theseus vs The _ship_ of theseus

[Evoimations]

This is just a poly relationship with extra steps

[arifhossain]

The Boyfriend of Theseus...
That's just the Bull of Minos isn't it?

[SoraZ]

"Two boyfriends for the price of one!"

[Smol_Schan]

He only stops being your boyfriend when you stop dating him.

[themineguy]

ahh the ship of theseus. replace every part and are they still them? yes they are

[OutrunRewind]

this could be a plot for a Q4 2025 anime releases