Best and Worst Reasons to Crusade

#uncanny #knight #wojak #castle #crusaders #crusader #medieval

[carrier-buff]

You forgot the most important one that King Sigurd of Norway went as a sort of bachelor trip because he was getting married so he brought the wrath of the Vikings to the infidel before he settled down.

[bokonoo]

forgot the "impede the islamic invasions"

[mac.fk]

You forgot the crusade of the guy who was trying to defeat a gay vampire to save his mother from illness.

[shrektheswampless]

they write wierd starting from the right side.. that's enough of an excuse for me..

[aetu]

worst reason to crusade: you just wanna sack constantinople

[cruzaider]

The crusades are the best examples of why logistics come first

[connorohare]

Pushing back against the invading Ottomans should have been on the pro list

[kaneslives]

Saladin: The desert takes the weak. My desert. My holy land. MY JERUSALEM!

[firewreackernik]

"Why did you invade Jerusalem????"
"aesthetic"

[David_Vitek]

What reason do I need other than DEUS VULT?

[notsuretbh]

Best reason to crusade: you'll be forgiven for not resting on the Sabbath

[Baldwin-iv]

I'd go with God's kingdom as the best.

[panostsagkaris]

Raiding Constantinople instead of helping them when called to help💀💀

[bennaasade]

To purge the Mutant, the Alien, the Heretic. FOR THE EMPEROR!

[jesupcolt]

For the grace, for the might of the Lord...

[pedrobarbosaduarte]

If there was internet back then im pretry sure the last crusaders would make "i wish i could turn back time" edits of the biggening of the first crusades

[ripvanwinkle]

Pft... as if we need an excuse to go crusading

Praise the God-Emperor!
For the Golden Light of Terra!

Edit: Praise the Emperor! Another Primarch has returned. The Lion wakes from his slumber

[flyingrancidmnfish]

Bad reason: Dysentery (biggest killer back then for armies that would struggle with food supply)

[cristhianferreyra]

You forgot add the children's Crusade...

[ГалущакОлександр]

Oh boy I sure am starving, better go on a Crusade.