50 MORE JOKES in FOUR MINUTES

In which Hank tells jokes, a lot of them, in as little time as possible.

Also...I'm living in a hotel room.

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[proefslak]

Knock.
Knock.
Knock knock.
Knock knock knock.
Knock knock knock knock knock.

Who's there?
-Fibonacci

[funnelwebgamer]

2 Irish, a Canadian, 4 Greeks, a Malaysian, half of the population of the UK, an Egyptian, 9 Austrians, a Chinese businessman and 3 Americans walk into a high end restaurant. The maitre d refused them entrance. He said, "I can't let you in without a Thai."

[alexaliona]

Here's one: Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? because all they said was "Bach, Bach, Bach"

[AustinNebbia]

Oh God, it's been 4 years and the Mickey Mouse one still gets me every time.

[jessiebeaver]

If George Washington was alive today, what do you think he would say?






SOMEBODY GET ME OUT OF THIS CASKET!!!

[ShrubRustle]

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Um, a boomerang, you just threw it wrong.

[matbluvenger]

Continuing my pilgrimage. My favorites in this set of jokes:

9 is awesome, mostly due to Hanks Mickey impression.
31 made me do a spit-take.
42 because it's hilarious and... ya know... 42...
46 due to the accuracy
48 is a great spin on a classic that had me laughing to hard I had to pause the video.

[unecomedy]

What do you call a broken window you need to fix?




A pane.

[Boggedchesties]

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor Who?


I am the best at puns.

[nerdsshalldominate]

that mickey mouse voice was impressive. 

[cdavid]

"The calendar's days are numbered"
Me-well yeah obviously...OH MY GOD!

[coldbrrains]

What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre

That joke killed me. XD

[EREJones]

He actually mentioned Wales! Still getting over that.

[cruznunez]

What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

AN UDDER FAILURE!  (heheheh, udder, utter?)

[riniilango]

"Waiter! What is this fly doing in my soup?"
"I think it's the backstroke, sir."

[dylansullivan]

I love coming back to these videos after 10 years and finally getting all of them

[kikibirdball]

I can't tell y'all how many times ive come back to rewatch this video when im sad. Look at baby Hank! Sending love ❤️

[thomthum]

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?




Still no eye deer.

[markgaarder]

37 would have been better if you'd said "only one, but it takes them three seasons"

[jazzaiyana]

I loved 14, 21, 38, and 42
and your Mickey impression is so spot on! :D