41 Dad Jokes in 4 Minutes! (with special guest star...)

Thank you to all of the dads who have made so many wonderful dad jokes over the years, many of which I stole for this video. There is a partial list of sources below!

Thanks everyone for your kind wishes during paternity leave. It's been intense and wonderful. I am glad I had a joyful way to return to this channel even though there's a lot to be concerned about in the world and my country right now. I really love making these videos, and I am very lucky to have this thing in my life.

I just found out I was dating a communist.

Father Figure

I can saw wood just by looking at it

I wear my leather shoes when I’m sneaking around because they’re MADE of hide.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of boats?

I love how the earth rotates, it really makes my day.

Tupperware? Tupperhere!

You know where you get chicken broth in bulk?
The stock market.

“How long is dinner going to be?”

Oh boiling water...you will be mist!

Good Morning, how’d you sleep?

What book are you reading?

Why won’t you untangle!

Orion’s belt is a huge waste of space

What do you get when you divide a poop into three pieces

How many sides does a circle have?

Huh...there’s a hole in my shoe…
ME TOO! It’s how I get my foot inside!

Jean Jacket

HILL AREAS!!

Will Smith

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[ShawstinAu]

I don't always tell dad jokes... but when I do he laughs.

[Forcemaster]

When you tell your son, "okay, I'm taking you to mom", that's the thing that makes you a dad more than any other! LOL

[vlogbrothers]

This is so great. Welcome back, Hank! -John

[julietashima]

Hank holding up his infant and going “this is my baby, ” has real “I made this, ” energy.

[vlogbrothers]

Just in case I ever make one of these again...what jokes should I include?

[Master_Therion]

I make dad jokes all the time despite not being a dad. Does this make me an imPOPster?

[goddammitjanice]

It took me a minute to realize that he started making dad jokes and wasn't just being himself.

Congratulations to Katherine for pushing out such a cutie-pie.

[YellowRox]

I showed this video to my dad who is a huge proponent of dad jokes, and he reminded me that "we have to study. It's not as easy as that". So bravo, Hank. You are a hard working dad

[RealToWonder]

Kid: DAD, where are we going?
Dad: CRAAAAZY!
My dad makes that joke literally every time we ask that question

[lilsimsie]

Quite possibly my favorite Vlogbrothers video ever. Congrats on your new dadhood, Hank. Also - Orin is easily one of the cutest things I've ever seen. Congrats on that too.

[Denis-]

-So why did Adele cross the street?
-To say Hello from the other side.

Best dad joke ever!

[calmfulspider]

the way hank is acting here is so adorable.

[RialVestro]

"I can't wait for the day when my son says, dad I think I have your sense of humor, so I can respond by saying, YOU GIVE THAT BACK!"

I'm surprised my dad never thought of that one.

[Narbaculus]

Hank has all the essentials of fatherhood: the son, the bod, the jokes, and the scatting.

[SciAm]

Congratulations. May he grow up to be as good as his dad!

[HaileyEvans]

My heart!! <3 Fatherhood looks good on you Hank. xx

[skyebunny]

aww that was so sweet. baby looks so cute.

[Razbeariez]

I'm always impressed that most of Hank's jokes I haven't heard before.

[themoonisironic]

Hank has had these prepared for a time. He was just waiting for the kid (who is AN ADORABLE LIL NUGGET).

[Waterflame]

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!!! ORIN IS SO CUTE!!!! I'M SORRY FOR ALL CAPS, BUT I'M JUST SO EXCITED!!!!