Top 100 Rodney Dangerfield Jokes

Rodney’s top 100 jokes in honor of Rodney’s 100th. 💯

[robertgt]

"The doctor picked me up and smacked me, I found out the nurse got a few in too"
- one of my many favorites.

[toneloke]

It wasn't just the hilarious jokes, it was they way he delivered them, the man is a genius and artist, there's no one like him.

[mcgloinm]

I'm soo glad we have clips of him. all though he's gone he'll never get old.

[wayne]

There's no build up. The punch line comes within 5 seconds and there's no time to stop laughing. My Man and The Man of comedy. He nailed it!! We could really use you

[georgiaman]

Rodney is the best medicine for depression. He makes me laugh when I never thought I would again.

[seancaceres]

The doctor said, " I did all I could, but he pulled through anyway"😂

[javierhuerta]

Perfection every single time. The delivery, the timing, the body language, everything. He was a natural and I don't think we'll ever get someone like him again.

[BrandonRiott]

"I told my wife I'm like wine, I get better with age....she locked me in the cellar!"

[barrymann]

Met Rodney in1984or 1985 while I was Director of Operations at the Omni Berkshire hotel in NYC. He would come down in his bathrobe and hang out with the concierges and make them laugh quite a bit. Every joke or story was different, as though he was making them up at the spur of the moment - - comic genius AND a really nice guy. He is truly missed.

[suraya]

Rodney said he suffered from depression most of his life. He certainly knew how to make us forget our own sorrows. I hope he knew how much he delighted his audience, & how much we appreciated & valued the gift of laughter he gave us! RIP, Rodney.

[gh-bn]

My wife and I saw him a year or so before he passed when we were in Vegas. It was no stop laughter, one joke after the next. The place was packed and everyone was laughing their asses off. Glad I got to see him. Rodney was the best.

[cynicsupreme]

Rodney wrote THE BEST one liners. He was probably the greatest comedian of all time.

[scottjohnson]

There will never be another Rodney. He was the greatest.

[davidwolf]

What an era this was! God bless Rodney and Johnny and so many others. We didn't know just how lucky we were back in the day.

[justinjohnson]

Rodney has always been my favorite! Been laughing at his jokes 60yrs.

[dingusspuckler]

Rodney Dangerfield and Johnny Carson. Doesn’t get any better than that.

[MC-]

I laughed throughout this entire video. My dad laughed so hard at him once, he had to go outside to catch his breath. I have great memories of watching him on Johnny with my dad. RIP Rodney, we sure do miss the laughter 💖

[Quazi-moto]

It's interesting watching him progress through the various eras and stages of his career all in one video. You can literally see how he perfected his craft over the years. His delivery, timing, all of it, got hammered into its absolute best possible form.

No fat, no filler, just pure funny. It's nowhere NEAR as easy as he made it look.
That's the mark of a true master: Making the difficult appear effortless.

[MikeyBAmazing]

My favorite is, "You buy a hat like this, you get a free bowl of soup!" Line from Caddy Shack. "It looks good on you, though!" 😆

[ydzltvx]

Rodney, you are the GREATEST, the GOAT!
Happy 101st funny man. Thanks for the laughs!!!
Blessed be your memory always.