A Couple of Boring-Ass White People From Work

Ooh, I also need to get a refill on my giant tub of mayonnaise #shorts #gamechanger #makesomenoise

[SmilePecoSmile]

"For the two days we're not working" is one of the most unintentionally depressing things I've ever heard.

[galelululu]

“My mom is my best friend” is a strong pull but “My dad was my best man at my wedding” is a brutal Lou Wilson original

[TinyWarriorAnimations]

I feel like I just learned English, and this is an example conversation.

[savingpyro]

Jacob's reaction to "My dad was the best man at my wedding" looked personal.

[entothechesnautknight]

Chad fucking hosts his own email server and still manages to be convincingly boring.

[NixityNullt]

Why does chad sound like he's trying really hard not to cry

[jakem]

"If there was somebody I could thank I would." Amazing.

[zekeram]

I'm sorry but Chad having his own domain made him way too interesting

[milamberarial]

This feels like aliens trying to make small talk and neither of them realizes there are no humans around.

[TheDanishGuyReviews]

That "Bruhohoho!" makes it sound like that's a joke that hit him personally.

[lukijez]

I really hoped they would just start quoting Sam lol

[BuiHieuDong]

This sounds like the average conversations you heard in listening tests back in elementary school.

[ostrichblips]

Hearing a man say he needs to "re-up" on mayonnaise removed my soul from my body
I am a boring-ass white person at work btw

[arachnozure]

“i love to do mayonnaise— and sports—“ HELPME

[heavyharry]

"Do you think that's something they're doing" is mind bending

[ChaosActual]

You have no idea how painful it is knowing that I can’t butt into this extraordinarily caucasian conversation to tell them that I make my own mayonnaise.

[PaintingWinterMusic]

As a white person, my mom is my second best friend, right next to my tub of mayonnaise. My mayonnaise is always there for me.

[seanfraser]

As a white person, I’m offended at this inaccurate and stereotypical portrayal. I mean, there was absolutely _no_ discussion of the weather!

[steamworkshops]

I felt very high and mighty as a white person who thinks they are nothing like this at all, then Lou hit me with the "dad was my best man at my wedding" and I got humbled real quick. Love you dad.

[russellpierce]

the "my mom is my best friend" out of nowhere is such a sleeper joke in this. 100% spot on