3 Ways to Crack an Urchin

Diver Cliff Hawk compares 3 popular methods for opening sea urchin (Uni).

[birdsarentreal]

At some point in human history someone looked at a spike ball living in the ocean and said, i want to eat that

[leonchicks]

Animals: invent defense spikes to protect themselves
Humans: invent steel
Animals: (ㆆ_ㆆ)

[serinawong]

go to sleep? Or watch how to crack open a sea urchin in 3 different ways

[LehMeowX]

"thats a nice fat urchin"
urchin: bro whats your problem

[kirjian]

"You need some gloves because..."
Me: they puncture your hands

"... the sea urchin dye will stain your hands"

[rainer]

How tf did humans even figure out: hey, this terrifying spiky oval might taste good

[AdarH]

the seagull at 6:30 just walking there and disappears like a smooth criminal

[Owsy]

Animals after being cut:


Urchins after being cut: *a*

[wilhelm_kr]

Coconuts after listening to heavy metal

[thepoorliestdrawn]

guy: cracks open, guts, and eats a sea urchin

the sea urchin: a bit cold today

[Meme._.xpert]

It's all fun and games till da Urchin finds 3 ways to crack you.

[kbyonye]

3 ways to crack an urchin:
1. Tell it a joke
2. Interrogate it
3. Give it cocaine

[GreyOpal]

sea urchin: *gets insides removed* also sea urchin: damn it’s kinda chilly in here, no?

[dogerswag]

Getting cracked open and getting gutted but can't feel anything
Sea Urchins: This is fine

[thememesterbutdifferentname]

Urchin 1: Yo u feel a draft?
Urchin 2: No but ur insides showin
Urchin 1: Oh kewl

[povnw]

The first person to eat that must have been really hungry 😐

[eriisssssssss]

Urchin: *gets cracked in half and has everything taken out of them*

Also Urchin: Yo why's it so cold?

[Knightery]

"There's the finished product, Biodegradable"
*Yeets off boat*

[caydenreal]

“Dude look what i found”
“What is that?”
“Idk some spiky ball lol”
“What about it?”
“Lets eat it”
“...”
“...”
“We have veggies and deer meat alre-“
*”LETS EAT IT”*

[kulkidz]

Some urchin facts

Sea urchins also eat coral, so really we're doing the coral reefs a favor by eating them as they dont have alot of natural predators (otters, starfish, triggerfish, wolf eels and lastly us)

The black sea urchin has poison in its spikes, you do not wanna get stabbed by em

They cant feel pain

Sea urchins produce tons of eggs, somewhere within the million range