How to Learn a Language in 5 Easy Steps

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[justalittlechikon]

Step 1: Memorize the dictionary.
Step 5: Illegally immigrate to the country of your target language.
Bro 💀💀💀

[Hyblup]

This is how I learned English as a native speaker from birth.

[ExpertCobra-tnvt]

I ended up instantly learning Urdu, Hindi, Persian, Turkish, Chinese, French, German, and Spanish to full mastery by the time I finished this video. Thanks man!

[metronoth]

I tried all of these... now everyone thinks I'm a russian. The tattooing on the eyelid helped a lot. Спасибо:)

[eyeballpapercut]

Asian alternative method on how to learn everything from a book especially dictionaries, step by step:
1) Get book
2) Tear apart front to back to sheets
3) Chop to smaller pieces
5) Burn pieces
6) Collect ash
6) Mix ash to watr
7) Put ash water in blender
8) Turn blender on mix ash wit water
9) Add sugar if like
10) Drink mix
11) Book now in head
12) Twelve

[robrooks]

But you can just sit on the toilet and never leave... it will save a TON of time. 😉

[ezequielstepanenko]

You forgot the last step: create a YouTube channel to teach people how to learn any language faster

[tysonla]

This is how I learn Japanese in a way, but now you have given me more inspiration.

[NosebleeddeGroselha]

Your “R” pronunciation in Portuguese is really good, super satisfying to hear ✨ that’s usually the one people have the most hard time with (even us natives lmao)

[aaronmiller]

Sometimes I can't tell if this guy is being serious or satirical

[dekko_sov]

This Video has changed my life🙏🙏🙏
Certainly the BEST tutorial I have ever seen

[NerdyHoodReviews]

"You smell that warm piss and cigarrette smoke" lmao that shit had me dyin.

[fetio]

I wish this guy would actually tell us how he learned so many languages

[Gazto]

Oh, come one man. You forgot to mention THE best method: Watching videos about how to learn any foreign language in your native language, procrastinating actally reading or listening your target language at your adequate level ad infinitum.

[BulatShaymi]

best guide i've ever got, gotta try the tips, cheers mate!

[maya_D]

Damn, i was just going to say this is the only video you seem serious in😂

[PalaceIV]

Just found your channel through your "If YouTube Polyglots were Honest" and I have to say I'm loving your content. It's absolutely hilarious. Pretty sure your channel was recommended after watching some Japanese learning videos. Nonetheless you've earned a new subscriber!

[RicktheCrofter]

Here’s a real tip. I learned Spanish by immersion and self taught. As I spoke with people in Spanish I carried a small note book with me. If as I was speaking with someone and realized I didn’t know how to say something, I would write it in my notebook and look it up when I got home. Likewise, if in normal conversation I heard a Spanish word I didn’t understand I would write it down and look it up. This way I learned vocabulary I would actually use in everyday conversation.

[abdulahfarrid]

Step 6: once you're in the country, get arrested to have contact with native speakers 24/7

[botprototype]

Cool stuff. I want to be a linguist. But am a beginner. Thank you. Hopefully this helps me learn new languages.