POV: the pilgrim pick me girl #comedy #funny

[Combes_]

The fact that even the pilgrim guy was annoyed 💀

[BeeBoxBlueberry]

"All of my friends just colonized Asia" AYO 🤣😭

[notrosielee]

THAT LAUGH IS A MENACE

edit: wtf people actually liked my stuff???

[whooshroosh]

i’d definitely accuse her of witchcraft

[blueberrymilk]

“Jessica is a Protestant” you got on the wrong boat, I fear

[lefish]

I swear to God every single laugh is a different flavor of devious and it cracks me up every time

[mkultraviolenc]

The unhinged giggle fucking kills me 😂😂

[SkylineStanza]

"WHAT IF YOU FLOAT ON WATER BECAUSE YOU'RE SO TINY AND PETITE ASDFGHJK 😂😂😂

[joshuaalach]

If it was "shes literally a Catholic" this would be perfect

[paolasoto]

NOT HER DEFENDING THE KING FOR THROWING THEM OUT 😭😭😭 I CAN'T

[SlackrGnius]

What I love about these pick me girl videos is that there's something obviously sinister about her. Maybe it's just the laugh but she's like the evil version of pick me girl in all of them.

[standard-skin-crust]

“Guess who! Is your favorite lady! 🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴”

[SkyOMines_P]

"The colony NEEDS to hear your thoughts. EHE-👹!"

[JahoonlaChalamet-mv]

HELP THIS IS THE BEST DEFINITION OF "PICK ME" I'VE EVER SEEN. I'm showing this to my friend who keeps calling snotty girls pick-me's when in reality it's misusing the definition!! They're just brats, and not Charli xcx brats, just normal brats 😭

[rndm._.prsn_]

"What if i float on water just because im just so small and petite does that make me a witch"
Not usually but im making an exeption today.

[hannaunderwood]

LMFAOOO i died at jedediah you need to run for parliament 😂😂😂😂

[AngelBeanx]

The psychotic giggles are so accurate 😂😂😂😂

[raisinbrancerealofficial]

I can't tell if the Calvinist (Protestant) pilgrim calling out another woman for also being Protestant is part of the joke or just a coincidence

[artistaroundtheblock]

Saying colonized Asia as an Asian woman is INSANSE 💀 😵‍💫😵‍💫😂😂

[FoxGameCZ]

That giggle at end of sentencevalways kills me😂