POV: the pilgrim pick me girl #funny

[peachypufff]

the psychotic laughs that get more and more unhinged are taking me OUT 😭

[elatuba]

"Girl, me and jedediah only went to watch public hangings twice!! Its a friends thing, i love him like a brother!"

[N.Lafton]

"So can you like.. come over and pray with me later? ÆÆÆÆ 👹👹👹"

[personperson]

I'm starting to think she's the witch - not feeling pain, not getting sick, not needing to eat, strategically killing her own crops to get closer to Jebediah...

[LunarMocha]

I have high pain tolerance
-girlie I don't think that's how people die in childbirth-

[xwill]

"I have a high pain tolerance" lies

[Kipper_EATS_kids]

“Uaghahahagehehe” The real pick me girl laugh 😩

[emmalikezyou]

“like all the boys are saying i have the widest birthing hips— but like.. i don’t see it? EAGEHHFGEGGG!! “

[randomfish]

Literally Abigail from Arthur Miller’s play, “The Crucible”

[rock.arrrght]

“jedediah 🥺 ur cloth is so big on me 🥺likee why am i so tiny!! 🥺😖”
SOBBING HDFIJASFSHJNIA

[Noxlion]

Thought you were gonna say “could you dust my crops next year” 😂

[pr.depper]

“I’m not racist I have a black friend!!” and then it’s Tituba

[lilyandarctic]

“We ShOuLd HaNg HeR ÆEAAÆEÆÆ” had me rolling on the floor

[cd.cdy]

the unhinged giggling never gets old 😭

[zoeroebuck]

Honestly if you’ve ever read the crucible, this is just historically accurate Abigail Williams

[Galaxia_Moona]

LITERALLY ABIGAIL IN THE CRUCIBLE LMAOOOO

[Snowflake]

THE FACT THAT I STARTED LAUGHING THE SAME WAY YOU DID IS THE MOST FUNNIEST THING EVER-

[Eye_Sre]

“We should like- ħāňğ ħêř👹HEAHEAHEHA-“
The laughs kill me every time it’s so good💀

[iluvducks]

the coming of age music in the background has me rolling

[KACHOOBcar]

“I hAVe a hIGh PaiN TolerANCe *giggles*”