7 Signs of a Psychotic Guitar Player

[MusicisWin]

What are some more signs of a psychotic guitar player?

[broski]

Not even a guitar player, but that hummus hurt my soul.


Well, whatever's left of it.

[oceaneggo]

Not cutting strings-- hurt
The bathroom thing- hurt
Boiling strings- hurt
Jimi hendrix thing- hurt
Stickers- hurt
Hummus thing-AGONIZING PAIN

[artmpowers]

I prefer to deep fry my strings for that “southern” tone. But to each their own.

[douglassmith]

Forget playing the guitar, just hummus a tune.

[sergioavila]

YOU BETTER HAVE APOLOGIZED MULTIPLE TIME TO THAT ACOUSTIC YOU DEFILED WITH THE HUMMIS :(

[alexl]

The hummus fingers give me anxiety....

[chief]

Stickers on certain guitars can look badass, as long as you do it right

[dot__]

me when i see the humus: dont do it. please dont.. dont

[andresrincon]

You can feel his discomfort while playing with his dirty fingers.

[tommyhartsock]

Lmao my dad once was mixing shrimp and garlic with his hands, and he literally just didn’t wash his hands and went straight to the guitar. It smelled horrific.

[LentilsOverkill]

>delay before distortion as "psychotic"

every shoegaze band would like a word with you

[checknate]

DISCLAIMER *Several guiatars were harmed in the making of this video.

[someguywithachannel]

"Bass players don't do much of anything"

(cliff burton furiously rises from his grave)

[crimsonemperor]

I see no problem with sticker bombing your guitar if it's already pretty banged up. It's a common thing in both skate boarding and drifting (especially if they want to draw attention away from all the dents the car has that they haven't repaired yet)

[serialvapist]

Anyone who says "that was a great meal of hummus." Is a psychopath

[mitchellmorris]

The stickers thing... I feel attacked....

[fredchatham]

I knew a drummer that tuned his drums by putting concrete blocks on the heads, and tighten lugs until the "wrinkles in the drum head around the block were uniform ". Craziest thing, his set sounded amazing. I caught him using a drum torque wrench tuning his drums. It was his way to throw off other drummers from learning his secrets. I understand that, I tell guitarists my pickups have CHERNOBYL MAGNETS.

[ciocio-san]

3:15 hurt me bad

i own a pretty cheap guitar and i have to wash my hands multiple times with lemon juice and soap before i even touch it

[connorhoffman]

*dipping fingers in hummus*
*excessive slurping*
"Mm, that was a good meal of hummus"