Things Moms Always Say

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[shanelangan]

3:32 "HOW DARE.. you use..LOGIC."

5:10 "And in 3..2..1."
"SIMON!!"

5:43 "I SAID STOP!!" *catches belt*
"😧.."

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The fact that the thumbnail is a wise quote from literally every parent and school teacher lol 😂

[sketch_central]

3:36 the “how dare you use LOGIC” got me rolling 😂😂😂

[manfredvillacorte]

1:08 my favorite"Because I Said So" itx because it has no logic

[BryanZuniga-xkye]

5:05
Mrs. Brea: “Oh my God, Again?!”
Me: “What do you mean ‘Again’?”

[deanmachine]

2:10
“If you DON’T do your brother’s laundry, then the CHANCLA is gonna PAY your CHEEKS A VISIT.”
💀💀💀💀💀

[JamesChengSMCS]

“I don’t’ wanna hear your failure” is crazy 😶

[YoshYosh-cf]

“Is every skit gonna start like this?”

[King_Mike_X]

5:02 Simon: I called CPS the minute you walked in they heard the whole thing. Simon's Mom: OMG AGAIN!!

[RendumLiptang]

"How dare... you use... LOGIC" average Simon's mother

[MrNoemi]

6:14 "HUH!? BELTS!?" got simon dead bruh..

[MyBlox]

YO THE PART WHERE ALL OF THEM WERE HITTING SIMON WITH BELTS GOT ME DYING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[MythjuleDragons]

I can confirm that this is what parents say all the time except the “I brought you into this world and I can take you out” and instead of catching the belt it’s “interrupting a lecture” 💀

[DrDrxgon]

I swear they always say "pause the game" when it's online but they never say that when it's a single player game

[ExplodedJelly]

3:55
“Greg and Jalisa were spotted doing—“
“I DON’T CARE ABOUT THAT!!”

Wait, let the man cook

[JimblobkYT]

This is my mom when I ask why I have to do the dishes. Mom: BECAUSE I SAID SO! She can’t even make a reason.

[aninternetnpc]

"HE CAN'T CATCH ALL OF OUR BELTS" made me laugh to death 😭😭💀💀

[FnaFan-tvyu]

“I BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD AND I CAN TAKE YOU OUT!” man that gotta be super illegal 💀

[AimYTOfficial]

Greg and Jalisa were spotted doing WHAT!!!!

[jasonzawtun]

If any mothers say like that, they're EVIL and deserved to go to jail.