Things Our Black Moms Would Say

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[Pizza____God]

me: "Can i sleep over my friends house?"
mom: "Why, you have a bed here"
ugh

[KammyKlosstay]

my mom just gives me that scary look and I shut up

[MzDani]

Another one is "When we get in this store don't touch nothing, don't ask for nothing"

[yourmum]

another is "Don't make me slap the black off of you"

[myah]

they forgot the classic "I'm not booboo the fool" and "I'm not one of ya lil friends"

[ajh.]

My mom- "I brought you into this world and I can take you out"

(Me thinking) So you're going to kill your own child?

[smsturtle]

Omg all of these are so meee especially "why u crying, ima give u something to cry about"

[sierralafaye]

"Come do these dishes"
*5 seconds later*
"I'LL DO IT MYSELF!!!! 😡"

[kiluminati]

"I ain't one of your little friends."

[JoshBrown]

both my mom and dad say "stop crying or else im gonna give you something to cry about"

[Splendidjosh]

They forgot: "I brought you into this world, and I'll take you out! And "I'm not one of your little friends." Lol but good video! #SoRelatable

[lynnmwongela]

"You better eat here 'cause I ain't cookin' nothin' when we get home."

[yaoifinatic]

"I brought you into this world and I WILL take you out."

[linneae]

94% of these are my mom and partially my dad.

[DFaustJr]

"Stay out of grown folks business!" - Every Black Mom Ever

[generalokoye]

"Fix ya face or I'll fix it for you."
Or "HEY you either in or you out, ain't no going back and forth."
"Ma, I opened the door twice is all."
"IN OR OUT I SAID"

[kaylasworld]

What's bills do you pay to be slamming doors in my house

[kurbuci]

" you have til 3 seconds to walk past before I hit you again "?

Who can relate with black and Hispanic mothers?

[trinyenne]

" DON'T OKAY ME WHEN IM TALKNG TO YOU"

"DO I NEED TO GET A BELT?"

"DON'T WHAT ME"

"WHY THIS DISH IN THE SINK?"

[CarlyeeG]

They forgot about " You Smell like outside"