Things Moms Say Part 2

We say a million things during the course of a day. Take a look at a few of the things that I say to my children. Do you say any of these?

[lordvlygar]

There will be people... in public... I'll hafta wear pants...

That's whay I say everytime I hafta go past my front door.

[msgrl]

You forgot to scream at the top of your lungs "stop screaming!!!!"😂

[Alyssa-tvpy]

I find cheese wrappers sandwich bags with cereal and all kinds of this next to the couch. Behind the couch in their rooms in their toy boxes.🤦‍♀️

[SaltyMermaidEntertainment]

"Did anybody get toothpaste in their mouth today?!" hahahahah

[alexbraidonchris]

Omg I totally feel you on the couch thing. Seems like more food gets under the couch than any where else in the house. It drives me nuts

[BritishMetric]

1:15 is the best part! "My house is NOT a TRASH CAN!" Also, at 0:35, "No food on the couch! WHAT IS THIS?!?"

[jennagrimshaw]

I love that her shirt says “namaste” !!! ❤️

[Mrsyeakley]

Maybe I’ll just say a kid is sick... lol I’ve so done this multiple times and the DO really get sick. I swear, every time! 😢

[_JimboSlice]

It's like you followed my wife around for an afternoon....except she drinks her wine in gulps.

[jjweiss]

I one found an entire package of Publix chicken tenders under my couch!!! This video is the truth!

[makeuptimewithkelly]

I’m laughing so hard because this is all so true 😂 lol! I died when you asked Alexa that math problem because that’s so me lol!

[beckyg]

"I'm out!". Lol. Love it! 😂😁

[MacT]

OMGosh, spot on! 😂 Thank you for keeping life real!

[rachlangl]

Look on the bright side about going to a barbeque, if it's in the evening you won't have to cook dinner when you come home. One less chore for me! I love when I get invited to cookouts.

[allistrata]

I hurt myself laughing. This is me, I swear. The couch sniff had me dying! 😂

[YadiraEspitiaVelazco]

Hahaha I relate to the one with the smelly couch
And the math homework
The trash under the couch
The things a mother goes through
Hahha
But they’ll soon have to go through their own one day

[dragondancer]

Both kids ALWAYS “forget” to replace the toilet paper roll here too! Only here I get the “Mom, we need toilet paper!” while they’re on the can too! How many times have I told them “Look before you leak!” Honestly!

[heatherthornton]

My favorite, the toothpaste! Yes my kids get toothpaste everywhere yet their breath.... ass....

[amypalooza]

If you move MY couch, instead of finding food wrappers, you'll actually find an abundance of cat toys!! And then it's like Christmas morning for my kitties for like, 10 minutes, until they lose the damn toys all over again, LOL.

[addictedxperience]

That couch sniff is on point! Its visitors tho my family carries their own stink I can identify lol