Best HFY Reddit Stories: The Human Diet

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[Primearch-GG]

Humans: "we'll try anything once, and if it doesn't kill us or makes us sick, we'll eat it until it does." (Burp... Pardon me.🤭)

[stenh.]

"Don't eat that! It is dangerous, even to humans!"
"What is it?"
"The earthlings call it: "Taco Bell"."

[OldF]

Humans will eat anything that wont eat them first and have eaten thing that got in the first bite.

[ElainCorrine]

All fungi are edible. Some fungi are only edible once. ~Terry Pratchett.

[TairnKA]

Humans will eat anything, does that include the deceased aliens? ;-)
"Meat's back on the table, boys!" ;-D
The unspoken secret.

[Appolyon]

So, the aliens can't compete with us in matters of food, because they lack the guts?

[TizonaAmanthia]

from what I hear grapes aren't nearly as dangerous as people are lead to believe, same for chocolate and alliums. they ARE unsafe for dogs, but i Think not to the degree that's commonly talked about. watched a recent Adam Ragusea video talking exactly about foods unsafe for canines.

[Cortanis]

To be fair, we'd eat things we know will likely kill us if we're dared or bet on it hard enough.

[goatkiller]

Every human who’s ever told me “I’ll try anything once.” were not talking about food. One of them worded it as “I’ll try anything twice. In case I do it wrong the first time.”

[Shythalia]

You know, I've always wondered how the first humans reacted to eating a pepper.

[eleklovatka]

- hey, do you wanna grab a choclate ice cream?
- human Tim, you do realize that I am similar in my build to your companions called dogs, right? And that they have certain things, they can't eat. Things which outright would kill them.
- you know, you could have just said that you don't like ice cream...

[GegoXaren]

Chimpanzees also eat meat...

So do baboons...

Meat eating is not something uniqe to the human apes, but other apes too, and even monkeys.

[pandoratheclay]

Everything is edible once, but we tend to stick with the stuff that’s edible multiple times

[illusiveelk]

I know grapes are bad for dogs, but they're not that bad.

[toddl]

Admit it, every time a human sees a new species, they wonder what it tastes like.

[jmurray]

Now these are sone of my favourite no deathworlder no unbeatable military just conversation on our weird dining habits and tge culture surrounding them

[kelleren]

Legends say the craziest things humans have ever been known to eat...






...Deez Nutz!!!

HAH!!! Gotteem.

[lyrigageforge]

Someone is using the word 'however' too many times too soon after each other.

[XanthIllion]

Oh look.
Another version of this again.

[ainzend]

Does anyone remember a story about an GC who heard the sound humanity produced are of different individuality and the aliens wanted to know the reason so they sent an envoy to earth to investigate and when they arrived war began. And suddenly humanity produced a sound all the same
The aliens who heard were inspired to hear such beautiful sound but felt terror as they found the reason why.