Best HFY Reddit Stories: Summoning The Reaper (r/HFY)

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[danielawesome]

_"Remember kids, don't smoke, and drugs are bad."_

- Grim from the hood

[davidthorp]

_“Your time comes old soldier...better quit smoking...or I’ll need to pick you up faster.”_

[jackmack]

The philosophers contemplated the concept of death
The soldier has seen death countless times
And scarred girl has wished for death

[GuyWhoWatchesStuff]

Vul'Krim: we used our minds to create an apex predator from our early years

Humans: we summoned the grim reaper, we didn't make something like the grim reaper using your tech, WE SUMMONED THE PRIMORDIAL FORCE OF DEATH, AND WE HAVE NO IDEA HOW

[MilodicMellodi]

They literally created the Grim Reaper in such a way that it was self-sustainable despite merely being a mind construct...absolutely bonkers.

[rodon]

aliens: "lets have a competition!"
humans: *create an SCP*

And that's how the list of "things humans are no longer allowed" started. because yes, that' was just one entry.

[generictimestamperstupendi]

Turns out plato, socrates, rambo and anne frank are what you need to summon exodia

[DimitriKurkov]

This was like using a nuke to kill a bug. Glorious overkill of the highest order.

[evo]

The Reaper does not kill, he reaps. He does not fight, he collects. And he does not drag, he guides. Wether you accept him or not, he does not treat you differently. He cannot be bribed, and he cannot be enraged. He is constant and unchanging. He is here for everyones end, because only afterward can he have his.

[tstuckel]

I can just see that conversation. "So they have our "Champions" hook up a brain device that makes manifest the dark corners of our minds? And I makes it real. What a incredibly bad idea. This happens on their world. Sure, sounds good. No, I am all for it. Lets send a soldiers who has seen too much, and a traumatized twenty something still in emotional decay of self and life. No I don't know what will happen, but I'm more then willing to have it happen on their planet. Is betting allowed?"

[Valeomega]

Of course we summoned our old friend the reaper.

[DemiNek]

"What... did you... do?" "We summoned Death, our most kind of Gods, the one that takes our hand, and leads us forward, the one, that doesnt leave us alone, when our time is up, you should be glad... Glad that we didnt summon something, that would hold a grudge, something that would seek destruction, we summoned a friend, not an enemy"

[ISoloYouRelax]

The Grim Reaper gets such a bad reputation. He isn't what killed you. He's just there to lead you to the after life. Imagine having to take the trip by yourself.

[PhenixArcher]

They sent four, four that understood a piece of death. Each one knew something, something physical, something esoteric. Together they gave shape to a complete avatar for Death itself. And when the game was over, Death had taken enough lives to let it stand alone. The universe itself saw the avatar of Death and it remained when all that had made it had left. They gave death a vessel, it made it persist.

[hunterpalemoon]

Our oldest friend and kindest enemy Death the end of all.

[ender_slayer]

The Human champions were like "I'm going to do what is called a pro gamer move" and summoned the incarnation of death itself!

[NathanMarcusSPhua]

I'mma add this to "Reasons why the constructs of human minds must NEVER manifest"

[redeye]

“You need to believe in things that are untrue. How else can they become?”
— Death (Hogfather)

[Bluelyre]

Even when brought into our world, he treats us like an old friend...

[zanthimos]

Now that is horrifying. Also in a dark comedy sort of way, it's funny in that Humanity did an 'oopsie' on a galactic scale.