Ice Cream - You Suck at Cooking (episode 130)

No churn ice cream (whether it's cookies and cream, or chocolate fudge) is easy and great to make. Unless you are in love with churning. If that's the case, you probably have muscular forearms and fantastic priorities.

0:00 2 ingredient ice cream
1:34 Home made ice cream
1:43 Cookies and Cream Ice Cream Recipe
2:12 Chocolate Fudge Ice Cream Recipe
2:30 Ginger Caramel Ice Cream Recipe
2:52 Weird Ice Cream Flavors
3:23 Ice Cream Cone Recipe

Recipe:
Okay come on you don't need this.

2 cups/500 ml whipping cream
Whip that cream until you have anger management issues
1 can of sweetened condensed milk (I dunno the size, just a smallish can)
Add in ⅔ teaspoons vanilla
A pinch of salt
Vroom vroom
Wangjangle in some flavor

Flavor includes some cookies, a teaspoon of ginger dust and caramel, chocolate, cinnamon, mint leaves and chocolate chips, parsnip, morning dew, lettuce, steak spice, crackers, bangers, mash, seagulls, Doritos, grass, or gravy.

[LichLordFortissimo]

Whipensed Crilk?

Oh, I called it Condipped Mileam this whole time. What an idiot I am

[bellav]

Yep, hydrogen and oxygen, staple ingredients for any kitchen

[royfablooo]

"The way to turn this vanilla ice cream to chocolate ice cream is by adding Chocolate"

Ah yes every 60 seconds in Africa a Minute pass.

[cheshre_cat]

"..consists of two ingredients just like my favorite drink.
Water."

Are you for real? That joke is fucking gold

[adammortensen]

As a norwegian i can confirm we eat creamed ice for breakfast every day

[MrDasbinich]

The video ended so abruptly, without a song to ease us out. I feel so empty, but also full of ice cream. Yum.

[lamia]

“Just look at the ingredients and if they’re made of food the answer is yes.” 😂😂😂

[VSayes]

"it's not an ingredient, it's just a rock"

Jesus Christ YSAC, it's a mineral!

[machintruc]

Creamed ice: the only cereal where the milk gets soggy

[Gabbyreel]

Implying mother nature didn’t invent waffle cones to be so delicious.

[diffjuns]

i hope you know that "whippensed crilk" was one of the first jokes i ever heard from this channel and it's been irremovably in my head ever since

[cobaltchromee]

"We'll grab ourt rolling pin, lay these cookies out on a cutting board and then smash them with a hammer"

Genius level comedy right here, love it!

[gruggerduggerhoose]

“Somewhere between a metric shitload and a metric fucktonne” is now my absolute fav unit of measurement.

[Crowley]

This video is telling us that the bath is not in his home.. He has an entirely different place just to take a bath. Ladies and gentlemen, this man never cease to amaze

[jaysoo]

Is no one going to talk about the "willi vanilli" line? And immediately following it up with "whoops I lied"? Gold right there.

[iixkana]

This guy should totally have a restaurant named : * i suck at cooking*

[flamshiz]

"if you're ever wondering if salt belongs in something, just look at the ingredients and if they're made of food then the answer is yes"

[Liam-fxsi]

When he said “we’re going to add a can of”I swear to god I thought he was about to say baked beans.

[anti-ethniccleansing]

I loved that subtle “BASS” line lol.

There’s so many Youtubers that have made this three ingredient ice cream, but this is the first time I’ve seen anyone add salt to it...

I REALLY wish that he made peanut butter and chocolate flavor, because I have a feeling there’s more to it than just adding peanut butter straight.

[Haedox]

Pepto Bismol flavored shower-made ice cream. Try it out. Let me know how it goes.