More Modified Ramen - You Suck at Cooking (episode 165)

Modified ramen is an art. So is painting. But ramen usually tastes better.

RECIPES

Special thanks to my ramen consultant

Cheesy Butter Ramen
First saw this from @thetastebud on TikTok

Boil egg for 6 minutes
Ice bath
Knock around
Peel

Boil noodles for a minute then drain
Hunk of butter in a pan on medium
Add some milk (no more than half a cup)
Throw in the sauce pack
Throw in those noodles (don't throw them too hard)
Add the noodles back and and cook until thicc
Put into bowl
Add melty cheese and fold over into cheese furnace
Add chili oil (oil squeezed from a bowl of beef chili)
Add rapscallions
Add egg
Injure mouth with spiky chopsticks

Ginger Scallion Ramen

Chop ginger and scallions
Saute in a pan with some oil
Add ⅓ or so of the flavor pack depending on how strong it is
Cook the noods for a couple minutes
Drain and put them in that pan we talked about a couple seconds ago
Let them soak up that sauce
Put the noods in a bowl that's too big
Transfer into the right sized bowl
Add chili crisp
Add crispy shallots

Oh you don't have any? Okay follow this tutorial to make them:

Eggy Garlic Powder Ramen

Cook noods
Drain most of the water
Crack egg into the water and wangjanlge
Add flavor pack and wangjangle
Add garlic powder and wangjanlge
Add some scallions on top
Eat the ramen

Apparently this was a Kylie Jenner invention, or so I've been told. Minus the scallions. That is my own original idea and I am the first person to put scallions on ramen.

[Populon]

The "accidentally putting the noodles in a too big bowl" part is crucial. The extra air time helps them unfold more of their nood flavors.

[mmanuelz]

"I call them chopsticks" You really had me with that one

[katelynb]

The tech in this video is underrated. I would buy all those new eating utensils

[Aziracelsus]

thank you for shedding light on those of us struggling with scallion problems. a lot of cooking videos will only show a pinch of scallions or even use chives! it's just nice to finally feel represented ❤️

[MananaMan]

“If you enjoy slurping your noodles but leaning down to the bowl makes you feel like a beta”
Made me laugh pretty hard

[aunt.mabel.is.a.phenocopy]

You can also give the shallots a little dusting of cornflour, then let them sit around for a bit before frying. That way you get them extra crispy. Yum.

[fumikoh]

5:36 Can we appreciate bro filled out an entire calendar for one shot of a sponsorship
YSAC is unmatched in his dedication and commitment to the meme

[lukezhang]

We’ve went full circle. I still remember back in those days. When you over cooked the ramen.

[sooz]

I can't believe how lucky you are to have round ramen... ours comes in squares and the sharp corners tend to give me terrible heartburn even after they're cooked!🥴

[Soulpersona]

Consistently one of the funniest and most creative people ever on the internet.

[thpsexb]

Hello human of cooking, I am from the Egg Community. Please continue the Egg series, we are craving for some more representation just like you crave us for breakfast. Please take all the time you need considering our delicate nature. Let me know if you need good eggactors for the video, I have connections with the New Yolk institute of eggcting. Wish you a strong shell from Eggy, Mayor of Egg town.

[josephbartholomew]

I like how you are legitimately becoming a good cook now while staying just as funny. Really impressive good sir.

[EdofAllTrades]

Hard Pimblokto feels hitting with those fork chops ❤ RIP ❤

[AfroRyan]

I like adding egg and peanut butter and crushed red pepper. It's kind of like a peanut Thai thing. It's good.

[fengengao]

love the dedication to the bit in the creation of all these different chopsticks. great recipes and great humor, love it

[jaerik]

The amount of chopstick mods and new inventions is breathtaking.

[russellyoung]

"I call them chop sticks." That made me laugh my ass off :)

[Theoldzitterhand]

It's refreshing to see someone allocating more than the usual three days for the Roman empire, because when even Rome wasn't built in a day, it's insane trying to manage all of it that quickly. What we have here, in contrast, is a man of commitment, and sheer frolicking goodplanliness. Which was obvious to us long standing fans anyway...

[LunaMail]

Officially decided to make ramen for Christmas dinner. Thank you!

[xpndblhero]

5:34 - Why is Roman Empire on there so much and I like that he's Decking the Halls ghen at the end he's Wrecking the Halls.... Can't wait for the 10th, I'm looking forward to the Mosh Pit. 😂😂