6 Milkshakes - You Suck at Cooking (episode 111)

Ice cream milkshakes aren’t actually milkshakes because it’s dangerous to shake a blender. They are milk blends. Shaking is for weights, and also for fists when you are unhappy with your neighbour.

So I started with the 1 to 1/3 ice cream to milk ratio but the second ice cream I used was way less dense so I could practically double the ice cream with the same amount of milk. You’ll have to figure it out for yourself, but start with less milk then add it in.

Also, 1.5 cups of ice cream is the perfect amount for a tall glass. 1 cup of ice cream is a more conscious portion. 2 cups of ice cream is perfect for sharing if you don’t want to overdo it.

Vanilla
Ice cream and milk and maybe ¼ teaspoon of vanilla extract

Vanilla Ginger
1.5 cups ice cream
½ cup milk
1 teaspoon ginger powder

Peanut Butter Chocolate
1.5 cups ice cream
⅓ cup milk or more
2 tablespoons chocolate syrup or 1 tablespoon cocoa powder
1 big bastard spoonful of peanut butter

Salted Banana Caramel
2 cups ice cream
⅔ cup milk
One banana
3 tablespoons caramel
Pinch of salt

Maple Coconut
Frozen can of coconut milk
½ cup almond milk
2 to 3 tablespoon of maple syrup

Matcha Honey
1.5 cups ice cream
½ cup milk
1 teaspoon matcha powder
2 teaspoons honey

[yousuckatcooking]

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[Swayto-]

Also known as a lactose intoleran’s devilish dessert

[coolguyable]

The crying blender really hit me in the feels.

[sammyboi]

I didn't realize how much I miss the songs until there wasn't one

[StormZephyr]

Blender: *multiple males going* RRRrRrRruUuuRRR

Also blender: *cries like a woman*

[drishya]

wow, he’s a professional youtuber now, he’s got an actual “blender”.

[dogsodaa]

I've been making milkshakes with just a fork for like. My entire life. Everyone laughed at me. It works just fine. It's a nice little workout as well.

[anthonymisquez]

0:57
"yo Dawg can I get some ice cream?"


"Only a spoonful"

[fluffycritter]

my favorite YSAC bits are the ones that end with “well that was supposed to be a joke but it ended up working really good”

[blackstream]

Googling making a milkshake: 'You need a specialized milkshake machine that's a blender but it also frothes and aerates the ingredients making it a proper tasting milkshake'
You Suck At Cooking on making a milkshake: 'You can use a fork and it works pretty well actually.'
Gives new meaning to 'Stick a fork in it, it's done'

[nerystorrelio]

Just imagine him going up to his girlfriend and-
“Hey can I record an audio of you fake crying”
‘Why’
“I need you to voice my blender”

[kevenlewis]

Hey man, hope your life is going good during these trying times. You always make me smile with your vids.

[Hana-yufj]

this was more chaotic than I bargained for and I enjoyed every second of it

[officialnezquick]

The only internet cook who makes me question whether or not I’m having a stroke

[abbydanner]

Those garnishes are larger than the hole that Pimblockto’s absence left in my heart

[mistressengineer]

Oml how have I never seen this channel it's exactly what i need

Cooking + depression

[nismocal]

YouTube is getting way to comfortable with these double ads

[jd]

Puts caramel on *_outside_* of milkshake vessel
Everyone: **angry blender noises**

[gruggerduggerhoose]

Slightly disappointed that the “vanilla ginger” wasn’t called “vaginger.”
Still a solid 8/10 lol

[playdoughmaster]

1:54 a company when they cover an oat in honey and sugar