Transcendental Granola - You Suck at Cooking (episode 43)

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Granola. It's delicious.

Take 3 cups of oats.
Crush 2 cups of any nuts you like.
Take half a cup of coconut oil and half a cup of maple syrup or honey and mix that all together.
With a teaspoon of vanilla extract.
And a teaspoon of sea salt.
Mix it up and bake it at 350. After 15 minutes or so give it a stir.
Then do that again after another ten minutes or so.
Keep an eye on it! When it's cooked to an amount you think is good take it out.
It will get crispier as it cools down.
Mix in some dried cranberries, blueberries, raisins, or a cup of nothing.
Enjoy.

[JennaMarbles]

This video centered my chakras so much it evolved my charmander.

[josephwood]

Coming from a small, free range, locally sourced, organic, spiritually harmonized, town in hipster mecca Oregon I can agree with this video 101% (numbers are only limited to how open your mind is).

[meguscarlet]

I laughed until I cried, then subscribed.

[rafaelholzheimer]

instructions weren't clear, summoned satan quite unfortunate.

[Lolatronn]

i only had a gray bandana so me and the granola came out depressed

[michelleallen]

As a former New Ager this is hilarious. I have some friends who would take this very seriously.

[JonHarting]

I had a lot of anger because aliens abducted my girlfriend, my apartment was recently swallowed up by another wormhole, and my only child de-evolved into a Pokémon.. but I made this granola recipe and suddenly felt at peace. Thank you for showing me the light.

[trainwreck]

I only had a red bandana and my granola came out angry..

[shy.kumquat]

I just shaved my armpits 12 weeks ago will this recipe still work?

[samb]

Umm so I followed the instructions exactly and I think my granola has bad energy, what can I do to fix this? Will this affect the rest of my flow?

[natzi]

This is a calmer, better, quieter version of HowToBasics. I LOVE IT <3

[bloodroottheflower]

turn on closed captions and at 1:48 it's captioned with [unexpected bongos]

[boochandryan]

"We don't crush our nuts with anger, we only crush our nuts with love." 😂😂 you are honestly pure genius.

[mejijedi]

honestly that is straight up the best way to make granola

[ladycansado]

I think I love you. In a spiritual sense. Like, love in the spirit of this video. I'll never make this granola, because I've already HAD this granola in its purest form, because of your video. Thank you.

[ninthcrossing]

I cannot get enough of the fact that after he called onions ovens back in the Gregg's Bean Dip episode, he has never not called the oven the onion and vice versa.

[christopherseip]

You forgot to add chocolate. It's an octave of sun energy straight from the heart of the sun itself.

Namaste.

[kinchiyoga]

My mom is a yoga teacher and would LOVE THIS.
Edit: she’s sending it to all her yogi friends.

[smol_chilli_pepper]

The sound I made when I saw the notification did not sound human

[camitheunicorn]

Could not find free range coconut, so I went and calmly chased some down at the park. Hope it still works the same