I tried to get RABIES from WILD BATS. #shorts

I tried to get LITERAL RABIES FROM BATS. ALL BECAUSE I WANTED TO BE A VAMPIRE. I also really wanted to adopt a bag because I was convinced I could be the one to tame them.

[theominouspigeon]

normal people are afraid of bats, but bats are afraid of smokee

[Angeljoyc]

Fun fact: symptoms of rabies align slightly to some of the weaknesses of vampires like sunlight and holy water so it is believed that vampire cases were just cases of rabies

[pirastarborn]

I had a vampire phase, too. I also had sharp canines when I was younger. It went south real quick when I actually tried to bite a kid at school and then my so happy that's over.😅

[sangnyanggo]

“What was the reason the Covid virus appeared?”

“Some kid wanted to get bat rabies to become a vampire.”

[GrianFan]

Imagine how the bats felt about someone wanting to be bitten

[NoneSpecal]

Naturally, every emo must go through a vampire phase.

[MichaelMartinJr-cozx]

“I was willing to risk rabies in exchange for vampirism”

Fun fact: the idea of vampires originated from people infected with rabies and the symptoms getting confused with someone being a vampire.

[PLX_]

The red tie definitely clarifies the vampire-ness! XD

[yarielsejuela]

Becoming a Vampire
1. Get an old mask
2 reject humanity

[That_Gooba]

How to become a vampire

1: get a funny stone mask

2: put it on your face and get blood on it

3: you are now dio

[ZoeLycan]

the more I listen to your videos, specially life stories, I'm convinced you have a mental "something" that prevents you of any awareness of danger.
If an idea pops in your head, you blindly commit to it

[bOraNge_The_Smiley_Orange]

As someone who never watched twilight this how I expect it to be

[lukebleasdale]

Emo phase can evolve into vampire, suicide and Internet phase sometimes it devoles and maybe revolve

[nhienan]

Smokee wanted to be Batman, but never succeeded. How sad 😢

[marianamartinez]

I would jump from couch to couch "resembling" twilight characters running/jumping on the trees😅

[Hawks_isdabestbirb]

I had a few kids completely convinced I was a vampire in fourth grade. It was hilarious actually.

[ザイラXYRA]

In my vampire phase, I used to chase my friends like I was a vampire, and even SOME KIDS I DIDNT KNOW IN MY SCHOOL 😭💀

[Viavampire]

I always said to people that if we lived in another world where ingesting someones blood couldn't kill you, imitating a vampire would be my serial killer backstory.

[MochiDish]

Me: Hey mommy why is there a crazy girl running after bats?

Mom: Just keep walking.

[MxntyRox]

Lowkey, when I was a child, I loved vampires so much, I wanted to be one as well. I wouldn't actually try and get bats to bite me, but I'd actually lick my own blood if I somehow drew blood from myself. (They were only scrapes and scratches, nothing major) and to this day, I still love vampires a lot (I still kinda wanna be one lmao!)