Florida Man Goes Abroad

Because of course he does.

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[ajparry]

That Russian accent was surprisingly good. Well to an American. Who lives in Britain. And doesn't know any Russian.

[jwohl]

The story about Kyle with the alligator clips reminds me of my son.
When my son was 13 and in a wood shop class, he was learning how to use a drill. My son, in all his brilliance, thought he could put his pinkie finger in the chuck, tighten it down, and hold the force back with the strength of his finger. So he pulled the trigger and, surprise, his finger snapped. Broken finger and 6 weeks in a cast.
Now the shop teacher has to include "Don't put your finger in the end of a drill. Only drill bits." at the start of each year.

[amandam]

A Casual Criminalist AND a Business Blaze in the same day! It’s like Christmas!

[abraxas]

November 11th:

Florida man breaks into restaurant, strips naked, eats noodles, plays bongos.

[nichmiller]

May 3rd: Florida man arrested for showing off his marijuana plant to police officers who were investigating an unrelated incident.

[JeeVeeHaych]

Spoiler alert: Florida Man's secret identity *is* actually Peter

AM I RIGHT, FLORIDA MAN?!

[ChristinaMaterna]

Florida man set fire to his hospital bed in an attempt to get the attention of nurses as he felt they were ignoring him.


Brilliant 😂🤣

[needoriginalname]

Soo, since I was born on July 13. I got FLORIDA MAN WITH NO ARMS CHARGED WITH STABBING CHICAGO TOURIST

[JoshStLouis]

I love how Peter is just part of the meta now. Even Sam references him.

[PD-miqj]

Live in FL and somehow missed my birthday headlines of "Florida man killed when scooter collides with deer" and "Florida man claiming people were eating his brains leads police on chase across golf course". Both are so very Florida

[The-Night-Wolf]

I was in a school nearby where that kid who electrocuted himself was. He was and still is used as an example of what not to do. I remember my electrical trade teacher telling us “don’t be an idiot your life isn’t worth a bottle of Mountain Dew”

[kori]

Florida man accused of pouring beer in gator's mouth after enticing reptile to bite his arm.

Sounds about right...

[drneil]

This was in the 80s I was a police officer in South Florida I stopped a car for a minor traffic violation as I approached the car dispatch radioed it was stolen I pulled the guy out and cuffed him as he protested it wasn't stolen. A drug dog alerted on the trunk I popped the trunk open and there was two bricks of cocaine which I pointed out to the man. He then exclaimed "well it's not mine I stole this car."

[CharizardMaster]

My Florida Man was “Florida Man spits half eaten food into Woman’s mouth during road rage incident”

[kingpin]

This didn’t have a sponsor……… I just noticed…… that makes this a Rare Blaze

[natimuru]

Jan 12th: Florida man tells neighbors he’s going to kill them with Kidness then tries to kill them with a machete he named “Kidness” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[cosmicpolitan]

Birthday challenge:

“A Gulf Breeze man who allegedly harassed his family using Coldplay lyrics and threats of violence from his "Nazi prison associates" was convinced to end his standoff with police for a slice of pizza, according to police reports.”

[MrfnordTim]

"Florida Man Says His Turtle Army Will Destroy Everything"

[joeyr]

Ohh this should be good, another Florida man episode coupled with Simon's ADHD rants👌🍻🚬

[loupiscanis]

Thank you,
Florida man worried about vampires intentionally burns down his home .