so everyone in Hades 2 is really hot, huh?

Hades 2 just had its first technical test and I could write literally anything here because you're not gonna read it are you

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[Fruckert]

"Everyone is horny, and noone is listening" is very accurate to Greek mythology, to be fair

[Argonautka]

Hey, you were in front of Hecate's abs, and that seems wrong of you.

[sugarqbs]

and I thought the original Hades was the definitive bisexual panic simulator…

[verager]

"built like a greek god" means something, and they were successful in their execution of that

[TwoGems]

Supergiant heard there were still some non bi people and took it personally

[Traveler-cgxe]

I can’t look at the Hecate without looking at her abs. It impossible

[masterflips]

The character designs are top notch. It’s kinda funny to me how Aphrodite is just fully naked, very in character lol

[sirconrad]

Honestly surprised that Hephaestus was in the scrolling pictures, and I’m glad us heavy bois are getting some appreciation.

[yepthatsbobcat]

"Hey, are we gonna be ok when hades 2 comes out?" No. Next question

[jacktaylor]

I was listening. They are just Greek gods. They are natural and sexy.

[Michael_Lindell]

So, everyone's really Styxy? Hades gonna Hade...

[EmerlyNickel]

Love the redesigns of the previous gods. Especially Artemis and Aphrodite

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Why did you have to block Hecate’s abs 😭😭😭

[DrShak]

They know what they are doing and are correct for doing it

[_-drowsy-_]

I’m ace, but I’m also an artist, so I wasn’t listening either and appreciating the designs

[maxwell]

The play test has only been out for 6 hours and I was able to take bath with Odysseus. Wild

[sorenfirestar]

Yeah I'll be honest, I immediately zoned out and started staring at the ladies and men

[qwerty]

Dionysius just dropped, and the argument still stands

[zenmaster]

I can’t wait to see Dionysus’ redesign

[Mcbeanie.]

That Aphrodite and Moros are doing things to me and I barely got a glimpse of them