Bill Burr - Why Are People Still Getting Married?

#BillBurr on watching his friends get married, not being compatible with women, and how much he despises brunch.

Bill Burr stand up from the Just For Laughs Festival in 2004.

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[jackzegas]

His description of married guys describing married life is SO spot on!!!

[breakfastenjoyer]

Ol' billy the red faced kid is one of the funniest comedians alive today.

[TheSuperDude]

Bill Burr has this familiarity in is character of this certain timeless humour. A real old school comic presence, maybe even older than comedy clubs like around the campfire old school. You can call it soul, spirit, genes whatever but Bill Burr is like the embodiment of that real old school boston comic style personified. All too rare now

[yunggpacino]

00:32 "I will get married the day I see a married guy who actually looks happy".. So that answers all the comments about why he got married.

[danielp]

That sky diving analogy was so good lmao 🤣

[Chrisganjaweed]

man he always looks so chill and legit
gotta love this dude's work
freaking hilarious

[sensimania]

1:27 "They see one open day and what to fill it up with stuff"

That's literally everyone in my life. I don't tell anyone when I have a day off work. People seem to think that I specifically take time off work to babysit for them or hang out. Forget about "me time" or anything that's going on in my life 🙄

[chronicprocrastina]

You can tell the pesto/asparagus conversation is a conversation that actually happened.

[keennickolas]

... and he still got married. xD
He 'd laugh his ass off about this self-ironie xD

[Cryptonymicus]

Every married dude I know tells me the same thing: "Never get married."

[wookieebrothers]

"Forget it I'm not going" vs. "Fuck it I'm not going".
"Let's go fill it up with some stuff" vs. "Let's go fill it up with shit"

Small difference, big effect.

[RareMateriaK]

The clean version is funny, but the explicit version of this comedy bit is way more funny 😂😂

[virgil]

I like the "omg let's fucking fill it up with shit" one

[ntoTheAbyss]

Bill burr is the man. When ever i watch one of his sets i know I'll be entertained.

[Kadaf]

Yet bill did not listen to his own advice, he’s fallen victim to the wife and kids trap.

[misstigermilk]

Bill's divorce is gonna make for great comedy.

[akashjain]

I love bill's impersonation of women😂👌

[frankymacf]

2:45 “Oh it’s asparagus. It’s asparagus”. 😂😂😂😂

[act]

bill's wife be like: Challenge accepted

[WhiteDervish]

All men should pray for Bill Burr cause he talks for the men.