Bill Burr: “I’ll Never Own a Helicopter” - Full Special

Bill Burr explains how watching MTV Cribs lowers his self-esteem, describes an incident he witnessed on the subway and shares why office work isn’t for him.

Original airdate: February 14, 2003

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[badad]

I'll never marry, I'll never own a helicopter. Oh, Bill.

[modnairfeargach]

We were blessed to have Dave Chappelle and Bill Burr in our generation of comedians.

[rickyrocket]

Seeing a Bill Burr special you haven't yet seen is something special indeed. Already legend for so long.

[JoeBattle]

I just actually noticed his transition between jokes is just "well anyhoo".

[nomadicnoize]

You have to love the fact that he does actually own a helicopter now:)

[elmahia]

This guy is good, if he keeps this up he just might own a helicopter one day

[writingref]

When a guy can tell a joke about everyone and everything and everyone in his audience ends up thinking he is on their side - you have witnessed a master

The true power of comedy to unify

[josephlgamblejr]

I’m on the floor, shedding tears the computer said, I have all the words😂😂

[YaretziaGarcia]

He’s always been a certified legendary killer, love anything from Bill Burr. 🤣

[excalibour]

The Bush jokes makes you realize how far we've fallen 😅

[wurfinius]

The fact that this was 20 years ago is wild. Man time flies

[InservioLetum]

I cropped that squealy bit "let go of my neck" and made it my ringtone. Scares the bejeezus out of guests, but it makes me giggle, which is nice in the middle of a workday. Highly recommend.

[toaolisi]

20 years later and his offensive jokes still hold up to this day. Comedic genius.

[Wyattinous]

Man that intro brought back some memories. Early-mid 2000s sitting on the couch as a kid, going down the list of comedians currently avaliable on Comcast's On-Demand. These didnt last long but was always nice watching these with my father in the afternoons.

[buggiebuild]

Bill didn’t think in a million years he’d be where he is today, Dave Chapelle told him “stick with it you’ll get there”& boy was he correct 😂😂I listen to his Netflix specials every time I mow my property, I shout out what he says everytime &it never gets old, my son & I reference him when we banter, my husband thinks we’re crazy, until I remind him, it’s a Billy Burr joke 🤣🤣, Nia is also hilarious & has the BEST laugh 💞

[prettyreecee]

I was a teenager when I first watched this special. It was so funny. Now all these years later I’m still cracking up from beginning to end! Bill Burr is hilarious 😂😂

[danidejaneiro]

Imagine a time when “we’re gonna getcha” is the craziest thing you ever heard a President say….

[chewbacca]

I can't believe I never saw this Bill Burr set before. It was so hilarious I almost peed myself 😂😂😂

[mikesallaberry]

Went to a show at the Punchline in San Francisco for less than $20 years ago and Bill Burr happened to be the headliner. Unbelievable performance, feeding off the crowd, kept going and going - thought I was going to vomit blood, I was laughing so hard.

[znuteri]

"Britney Spears is 20 years old..." this clip is 100 years old.