Bill Burr Teaches Elijah Wood How To Kill | CONAN on TBS

Elijah is scared of home invasion, so Bill recommends a .22. Enough to put down a killer - without all that unpleasant hearing loss.

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Bill Burr Teaches Elijah Wood How To Kill | CONAN on TBS

[bakterijai]

I think we need a character in GTA VI based on Bill Burr

[redparrot]

"It was the 80's"
-Bill Cosby in court

[MsGrapeNehi]

I like how he just casually adds a little detail like burning someone's car for the insurance, and then NEVER comes back to it. xD

[damianvanlier]

I love how even Elijah Wood is getting a kick out of bill.

[ang_ro]

"It was the 80s" is definitely a legit explanation for fuckery.

[averyplaysguitar]

Bill’s description of the motel scenario is just No Country For Old Men

[GrimKage]

"With a sickle" I dunno why but this is one of the funniest lines I've ever heard on a talk show

[MichaelMagill]

I like Bill Burr, not because of his pessimistic humor, but because of his genuine personality. I wish everyone could be as genuine as Bill Burr.

[foolspeedahead]

I died when he said “drop the engine out of your car”

[AKABoondock]

Just realized that all of Bill burrs funniest clips are all on Conan.

Bill Burr and Team Coco ftw

[nayannbg]

Didn't need a single question for a whole segment, just came in and started full power, that is why I love Bill

[emirinobambino]

Its truly a talent how Bill can fabricate an entire story on the spot, and make it funnier than fellow big-name comics. Hand down one of the funniest guys of all time.

[WreckNRepeat]

A .22 would probably be a good option in a home invasion, but there's nothing wrong with something like a .38. What you don't wanna do, Elijah, is put on that invisibility ring. Sure, the crazy guy with the sickle won't see you, but Sauron will, and he's way more dangerous than any deranged wheat farmer.

[Amalekites]

I guess that's why Bill's talking so loud. He damaged his hearing back in the '80s by firing a gun.

[Lucardini]

"Bill Burr Baggings teaches Frodo how to kill"

[Tokengoldguy]

"We went down the street, someone burned a car for insurance" hahah this was the funniest part to me, how he so nonchalantly says that, and not one person laughs.

[AgentMacklinFBI]

It's like watching a step-father trying to bond with his stepson.

[NuttyMongrel]

I love that Conan's audience likes Bill so much. His humor doesn't seem to get as positive of a reception on the other late night shows.

[mikecappadocia]

conan makes bill look like a dwarf and bill makes Elijah look like a hobbit.

[naterk]

"A sickle? Is he harvesting wheat? What is he doing?"
"Well it was the '80s."