The FINAL Secrets of Minecraft!!

Forget everything you know about how Minecraft mud was made! Done? Huh. That didn’t take long. Well, get ready to relearn EVERYTHING about how Minecraft mud was made! Plus, the series ends with the Minecraft secrets we never got to tell you, and a terrifying revelation about the FUTURE of Minecraft!

00:00 Mojang Studios Secret HQ
00:44 Jonathan Minecraft's Evil Plans
01:07 Introduction
02:10 The Secrets of Mud
04:08 The Secret Secrets
04:40 Maximum Marilla Mode
04:48 The Opening Song
05:18 Epic Finale

[bookwyrm]

It's interesting how Narrator magically got cured and brought back to life after talking about mud. Just goes to show how mud is the solution for everything (like off-brand duct tape).

[thatonepossum]

The future of Minecraft: everything has a weird purple glow that makes it impossible to see.

[StanchestCord]

5:19 "No one Ruins Minecraft but us" Well said, Mojang, well said

[ricedanan]

You cannot convince me that the story bits of this episode aren't an allegory for the Chat Report system coming to Java Edition. Johnathan as Microsoft/Mojang, Mobbo as the Chat Report system, the villagers as well as the Narrator and Marilla as the Minecraft Community. It all feels like there are people within Mojang trying to subtly tell people their stance on the Chat Report system without directly stating it so that they don't get fired.

[foarest]

i have a feeling that the minecraft marketing team has its own lore but i know i will never understand it.

[notryan]

Marilla and Narrator are truly one of the duos in Minecraft history

[roundboi]

Mojang is so self aware while not being self aware at all

[djmace]

It’s quite comforting to know that Mojang is aware of the drawbacks of the awful chat reporting system. It’s clear that it’s a Microsoft forced feature.

As much as I think we all wish the chat reporting would be removed or at the very least be changed I have much doubt that it actually will, considering that the feature is forced in by Microsoft, but you never know, they might just surprise us.

[exiegelastweekgamer]

The whole "This'll ruin Minecraft forever" line certainly got people talking.
About Minecraft's self awareness towards recent censorship efforts, Marketplace scandals/legal issues, lack of bug fixes, etc, etc.

I'm here to say Marilla should be added to the game as a secret Mob/Boss.

[GumSkyloard]

This feels.. like an analogy to the Chat Reporting feature.

"AND we never got to tell you that they're putting Mobbo [read - chat moderation] in Minecraft as a desperate attempt to boost sales, probably ruining the game forever." - The fact that the chat reporting feels incredibly sudden and desperate, as well as a horrible feature that will, indeed, ruin the game for a lot of people.

"I warned everyone about this two years ago!" - Migration was announced in October of 2020, around 2 years ago. Many people were skeptical of Mojang/M$'s intentions, but were shut down by most people. Boy, if only we had listened.

[jaydenkaine]

There's a reason this is so self aware guys. The chat reporting is not Mojang's doing, it's Microsoft's, however creative projects such as this are all Mojang. They want this even less than us but they have no power over it because of Microsoft owning them.

[adam_bomb]

if you look at the subtitles it says "Laughs in American" at 1:02 Microsoft is a USA-based company, while Mojang was Swedish. I think you guys are right about the secret message.

[JediPlays]

if you turn on subtitles at 1:01 the captions read “laughs in American” i may be reading too deep into this but doesnt that sound a bit like hes the representation of capitalism? In America often companies compromise their artistic integrity by selling out to basically anyone in order to make more money. Johnathan is the narrators ex meaning while mojang once was onboard with this idea of capitalism they since have “divorced” it. Now capitalism or Microsoft is saying that hes not done with them yet. Could this be in reference to the bedrock editions micro transactions? Maybe mojang agreed with Microsoft on micro transactions and so Microsoft got a little too comfortable and now they’re pushing on more things that mojang never expected from their initial deal. with little details like this im suprised this video was even uploaded if it wasnt a direct analogy for this current situation. Someone reviewed this video before it was posted and tens of others would have had to work on it. Likely one of them had to have realized how anti-Microsoft it could be interpreted as why would they post it? And even if mojang denies this claims how can we know its not just Microsoft pulling the strings?

[MCisAwesome]

Actually sad to see this series go, it was comedic and interesting at the same time. Godspeed Marilla

[blazingmammoth]

“No one ruins Minecraft but us!”

*Microsoft has entered the chat*

I cant believe how incredible this analogy is. Coming from Minecraft's official channel, it's their cry for help.
"Noone ruins Minecraft but us!"

[ActualDavis]

The "evil new feature that will change minecraft forever" in the beginning is just the Java chat report system.

Someone needs to make an edit of that

[sebchambers]

I hope we can see something like this in the future! I’ve loved this series!

[stonekite]

This whole video feels like it's insinuating on current events:Jonathan is Microsoft and Mobbo is the reporting system.

[piggyplayzyt]

Marilla: No one ruins Minecraft but us!
Microsoft Chat Report System: *I'm about to end this game's whole lifespan*