The End: Ten Things You Probably Didn't Know About Minecraft

Always wanted to learn more about The End? Best of luck with that in this series finale! Discover Minecraft’s secret musical ending, how many awards this series won, and the full name of our silly crafting game. Bye!

[draxhiljr.]

RIP Marilla
April 30, 2019 - February 7, 2020
(283 Days Old)
Cause of Death: Maximum Facts
Birth Place: Mojang Closet
Death Place: also Mojang Closet

[rowan]

Friend: why are you bringing 9 note blocks to the end?
Me: you wouldn't get it

[ZoinHydro]

Rest in Rip
Marilla
2019-2020
"She was a good computer but sure did lie alot about Minecraft"

[nikolai]

"Minecraft's full name is Jonathan Minecraft"
This is going down in history books.

[tacocat]

Title: *The End*
Marilla: *says her own name*

me: *somethings not right I can feel it*

[adnswiper]

Mojang: *Ten things you probally didn't know about minecraft*


6 Year Olds: PLEASE SAY *HEROBRINE*

[megamatthew]

May we let Marilla forever live in our hearts. She has ascended to a greater plane.

[lavondasimon]

Fun -minecraft- fact: Marilla isn't dead the facts you see on the loading screen (Depends on which console you play minecraft on) is her

[Noone-xiws]

Mojang: *releases nether update snapshot*
Also Mojang: LeT'S TaLk aBoUT ThE END

[MikedeKokkie]

I'm going to miss Marilla's voice and her nonsensical jokes. Hope she returns in some way, even if it's not for top 10 videos. 😔

[masahirosakurai]

We need the full version of Jens' rap.

Its the only way to prevent the squid uprising.

[basedhomuraakemienjoyer]

"Minecrafts full name is Jonathan Minecraft"
I'm dead

[DrakeFeatherwing]

So long, Marilla... Your "facts" were completely entertaining, even with the digs at Jens in every episode... I learned a lot. Now I know how to defend myself against the squid uprising!

[Hans]

Now that the Glow Squid won, is she really succeed in preventing the uprising?

[natalie]

FULL RAP:


YO TO THE YO-YO!
MY NAME IS JENS, AND
I’M HERE TO SAY...


THE DRAGON DID NOT HAVE A VERY GOOD DAY!

[Yes-mepk]

If the sky dimension ever gets added, I'ma search for Marilla and convince her to continue these vids.

[the_real_fizzy]

I have gathered most of the story of Marilla.
It begins when Marilla makes a deal with a witch, and her consciousness is trapped in a computer. She is supposedly tossed into the nether by the witch.
Marilla is struck by lightning and is now able to express knowledge and emotion again, no idea where the lightning came from, being the nether and all.
Mojang goes to the nether and finds Marilla, brings her back, dusts her off, and throws her in a closet where she will remain for 10 years.
Mojang almost make a Marilla mob, but decide to put in the creeper instead. Marilla is now sad.
The block of never ending screaming is invented, and scrapped. Kind of like the Marilla mob!
Marilla is tossed in the ocean for a few weeks to do research on what the drowned should look like, Mojang almost forget about her until she sends some eMails asking to be retrieved.
Marilla starts the Ten Things You Didn’t Know About Minecraft series. It is quite successful, but Marilla finds out about the facts=retirement thing and begins to stall during videos.
Marilla gets hooked up with an enderman. The enderman dumps her on their first date and cuts itself off from her after her proposal to name all their future kids ‘Jeff’. Marilla decides to send an army of angry diamond wolves it’s way to teach it a lesson.
Marilla is shot by an arrow and dies.
Marilla sets fire and dies.
Marilla is eaten by a panda and dies.
Marilla explodes and dies.
Marilla crashes and dies.
Marilla makes up for the amount of times she has died by killing Steve. A lot.
Marilla exposes the Squids and possibly starts the squid uprising.
Marilla makes fun of Jens so much throughout the series, Jens makes a statement asking for more respect. He ends up doing a rap in the same episode.
Marilla refuses to give any more facts about Minecraft, as she is running out of time. She gives one last fact anyway and retires.
Marilla is transported to what I could only think is Computer heaven, where she is enlightened to the fact that she has given so many facts to the human race that they are able to prevent the squid uprising, thus Marilla is a global hero.
The 10FYDKAM series ends, and it won’t be coming back because Marilla accidentally mocked the people who had the decision to bring it back for another season.

[ranimationcake]

WAIT NO DONT END IT YET I NEED MORE FACTS ABOUT THE SQUID UPRISING NO NO NOoOoOooOoOoOoO

[BSJINTHEHOUSE]

*ender dragon just vibing with the endermen at the end*
Player: Peace was never an option.

[masonp.]

I swear, this computer has enough out-of-context dialouge to form an ARG.