The Secrets of Minecraft: Updates That Nearly Broke Us

Wait… we haven’t been cancelled yet? Nice! In that case, let’s take a deep dive into the updates that still give our developers nightmares. Discover what Village and Pillage was almost called, and gasp at several other shocking revelations that I genuinely cannot remember even though I wrote the script for this episode and have seen it about a hundred times - they’re just THAT shocking!

00:00 Intro
00:41 The Update Aquatic
01:44 Village & Pillage
02:16 Better Together
03:35 Secretly Delayed Nether Update
04:25 Caves & Cliffs

[VirtualBluez]

"The totem of undying doesn't work irl :("

That means somebody tested it, died, lived somehow, and reported that it didn't work

[bvzovdm]

'' The squid uprising has been delayed and split into two parts''

Man, I love mojang's sence of humor

[benpiano]

I like how the MARILLA's voice actress constantly sounds like she's about to burst into a fit of laughter

[Whom_]

“Game design can’t be as pretty as I am, but it can be as slow”

sentences like this is why Minecraft makes the best videos

[TheCubeRootOfGlitch]

Man I love the sneak peak, they aren’t removing cobblestone!

[myme]

"herobrine is the darkest character in minecraft history"

the narrator:

[Terminated_Account]

"The totem of undying doesn't work irl"
Something really bad happened...

[enivo]

M.A.R.I.L.L.A and the Narrator should host Minecraft Live this year.

[kairyu]

Never ask:
A Woman - her age
A Man - his salary



Mojang - how they got the axolotl death sound

[ShortHax]

Ah yes, another episode where Minecraft forgets to acknowledge the existence of Herobrine

[mr.markstar]

Marilla: “I’m what happens when you type too many 6’s into Minecraft’s code!”

Me : *w h a t*

[EnderMega]

"The totem of undying doesnt work IRL :("

Now Im afraid someone tried this in real life

[Pixelcraftian]

Gonna be honest, a “Forever Alone Update” sounds like a cool challenge! Also that 1.18 sneak peak looks awesome, can’t wait for the next episode! :]

[thatguycolor]

The Forever Alone Update
-Removes Multiplayer
-Removes all mobs
-Adds Microwaves and microwavable meals
-Adds crying

[RepeatedAxe]

I just realized that since the Nether Update was delayed, this explains why we got half the features in the first 3 snapshots last year.

[YourLocalNobody]

“In 2020, we released the nether update. And considering how 2020 went for humanity, we couldn’t have timed that more perfectly”
The best quote
Edit: I had a much better comment and this is the one the blows up
Wow

[YTLukio]

Video idea: How do mobs do things?
-How do ghasts fly?
-How do endermen teleport?
-How can striders walk on lava?
-How do husks give you the hunger effect when they hit you?
-How do blazes shoot fireballs?
-How do shulkers make you levitate?
-How do wither skeletons give you the wither effect?

[hexility]

I love the fact that this is literally the Minecraft version of brain dump.

I love Mojang.

[apersunthathasaridiculousl]

“permanently delayed”

so? cance-

person: NO! PERMANENTLY DELAYED

[neon-kitty-]

3:21 I love how Mojang make them look like they don't trust each others.