Gravity Falls - Stan's Heroic Tale

Stan retells his heart-wrenching tale of the battle with the pterodactyl that took Waddles

[nonspiderweb]

I can’t decide if him getting poked in the eyes WHILE WEARING GLASSES was an animation error, or another example of how much BS this story was.

[yelloh]

I love how in the middle of his story he says "THAT REALLY HAPPENED" for no reason

[SoftwareAgentsTV]

"Tenderly nursing him with only the richest of creams." Amazing line.

[ovidiudante]

0:23 Punches pterodactyle in the eye.
0:25 Calls pterodactyle dirty for poking him in the eyes.
...

[rougedragonwhiteflame]

there so much BS in his story its hilarious

[kyrieespayos]

"Tenderly nursing him with the richest of creams"
Stan what a poet

[aciticbandit]

This is actually accurate to the manga

[gamingnanimatingwithm.s.n.]

If you can catch a glimpse of Stan's back, his tattoo reads "OLHV" which translated with the Caesar cipher as "LIAR"

[juanalvarado]

*Tenderly nursing him, with only the dankiest of memes*

[coolnobodycares]

What's truly impressive about that story was that the Pterodactyl was able to poke Stan in the eyes through his glasses without breaking said glasses.

[Radfarious]

This is literally the beginning of Super Metroid

[laurenherb]

I laugh way too hard at this scene every time XD

[ghostreaper]

I keep noticing Grunkle Stan always uses left hooks in the moment of danger like his childhood taught him to i'm so AMAZED with continuity

[adventuremaker]

Someone made that picture. Stan in Samus armor, waddles in a tube and the peradactiyl in Ridley colors

[iLiveExtreme]

WHYY?! WHYY COULDN'T YOU HAVE TAKEN MEEE?!?!

[thecactusgamerentertainmen]

0:26 Magical Pterasaur! It's poking him through the glasses!

[jaxolon]

literally the entire plot of super metroid

[raine]

pokes him in the eyes through his glasses
"that really happened!"

[Mothbean]

Stan had clearly been playing a lot of Super Metroid while they were gone

[miketomlins]

i love how stan is like totally ripped. how does his jacket contain those huge biceps. he's pretty cut up to. look at those abs