Grunkle Stan... Why Did You Write This?

Bro is a very upstanding, law abiding citizen

#gravityfalls #funny #nostalgia #disney

[UnorthodoxIndividual]

Bro is a menace, but also the most law abiding and upstanding citizen who has ever lived
He would never commit llamacide... never

[Robonmynob]

These weren't just reminders, these were achievements to him.

[cristiancontreras]

"When there's no cops around, anything is legal!" -Grunkle Stan

[avch]

And the worst thing is that all of this really happened, including the driving bear.

[sammydroubi]

It’s funny how Grunkle stan is the most wanted person in more than half the states in America, yet he’s managed to escape getting arrested for more than 30 years.

[fanboy]

The tax fraud one is even funnier when you consider that the tax fraud was more than likely the fact that he was filing as "Stanford Pines."

[aboxthatdrxls]

No maximum prison is enough to contain Grunkle Stan's menacing deeds.

[ethanthomsen]

Grunkle Stan: The Best Bad yet Goofy Influence

[rl]

“Also, you’re fat.”

He just sealed his faith from prison to electric chair with 3 words.

[dylanbuchanan]

Grunkle Stan is one of those characters who wondered out of an HBO drama into a Disney cartoon and just forgot his way back.

[honguitoesporado]

I think the reason why he didn't mention those 2 events was because he had already told Dipper about the tax evasion and the family night was already recognized by the police

[ztmusic]

Stan: “You call that Ben Franklin? He looks like a woman!” *HEARS POLICE SIRENS* “Uh oh!”
Mabel: *Shivers in fear* “Ugghh! The country jail was so cold.”

[Symphonia]

Stan is one of the best fun uncles in cartoons. The kind that most parents would not approve of. But at least Stan knows he’s not a good role model

[bacongoddess]

They also listed everything he did on the news for the reasons why he couldn't be mayor. He literally said something like "what did i do? What did i _not_ do?"

[alannatherson]

He wasn't talking about all the illegal things he ever did, he was talking about the illegal stuff he did that day.

[swordbrethrenmordred]

"I'm crazy enough to fight Batmen, but the IRS? I'm not *that* crazy." - The Joker

[SVASH-hzji]

Police: "Can you stop committing crimes... FOR FIVE MINUTES?!"

[skyhideaway]

So the golden teeth not only makes someone speak the truth but also write the truth? Truly a powerful tool.

[RealCoolstriker]

The reason Stan works where so many other similar characters don’t, is because Stan cares.

He’s not a good influence, but he’s aware of that fact and cares about it.

And also that he genuinely cares about the needs of his charges.

[Diamond_Doodles]

"The county jail was so cold" -Mable Pines, 2012