Salad Isn't Boring, You're Just a Terrible Cook

#shorts
Song: Plastic Love -mariya takeuchi

[SenyaiGrubs]

- I prefer to go a bit lighter on the bread. Yes I know that makes me sound lame but otherwise it just kinda eats like a sandwich and if I'm in the mood for veggies and dietary fiber then gosh darn-it I'm gonna get it.

[Bento_Club]

I always knock on the refrigerator door before opening in case there is a salad dressing

[kellybraun]

Damn I thought I had everything to whip this up then realized I’m completely out of self worth and there’s no way I’m going out to get some last minute.

[spiderdude]

“You should be able to throw it together if you have 15 minutes and a little self worth”

See…..you lost me right at the end there…

[dextershandle]

Bro directly roasted me while I was eating soggy iceberg lettuce with room temp ranch dressing 😭

[sleeplessweeb]

Yeah salad aren't boring just like my dad please give him another chance he's distraught right now 🙏🏾

[iivvrryy]

"15 minutes, 40 dollars, and a little self-worth"
So it's impossible.

[kevinirmiter]

"It's difficult to mess this up if you have fifteen minutes..."

I have fifteen minutes!

"...and a little self worth."

☹️

[MrImnothere]

This template is great to sub beans in for the bread, too (lookin at you, dietary fiber).

[hals]

"salads aren't boring, you just aren't putting cubes of seasoned toast on yours"

[billie]

Dude made some croutons for a salad and thought he started the revolution

[RUCHIGUPTA-fwbi]

"salad isn't boring you're just a terrible cook" called out in 4K lmao 🤧💀

[hannahwalker]

He really knows what’s up when he said “Spoke $40 greens medley, pitched to you by a gen Z tik tok food influencer” I struggle to eat because I so busy and tired wym 😭 I know how to make a good salad

[mrsmith]

I’m gunna have to make this… minus everything but the bread and cheese

[syntheticmonkey]

My soul evaporated when you sipped the cheese juice. Why is no one else talking about this? I cant be alone there

[EiffelGiza]

My bf used to say he hated salad and I was utterly confused, then found out he just used lettuce and dressing and understood. He loves the salads I make now though☺️

[hylacinerea]

I'm broke af and I love the Taylor farms bagged salad mixes, specifically the Chipotle & spicy mango ones

[shikh]

bro said "youre just a bad cook" and proceeds to put things in a bowl and toast bread.

[SerialSolar]

didnt have to come at me like that the first few seconds damn

[christinewatson]

"Making new salads is like puberty". So they'll make me suicidally depressed? No thanks.