Aperture Science theme

[EllieT]

I Want my steam deck to turn on with this

[plutpp]

that little jingle at 0:04 makes me very happy

[theblackmesaresearchfacili]

cave johnson here

bankrupcy

cave johnson, were done here

[Scoreb_Walawi]

Core X: GLaDOS, what was the first thing you saw?

GLaDOS:

[SpoonDiceMusic]

cave johnson here

we're banging rocks together

and we're bankrupt

cave johnson, were done here.

[rudyk]

Sets this as my alarm...

When I wake up, I’ll hear: “Good morning! You have been in suspension for:

[damonsonnier]

“We do what we must, because we can.”

[nulldgames]

I want this to play every time I boot my pc

[woahachannel]

Bro this is the one fictional company that I want existing in the future
Anyone with the last name "Johnson" please name your child Cave.

[IvanTheSkid]

What sentries, GLaDOS, wheatley and other robots see, while they startup:

[hschuh]

cave johnson here

look at that sad octopus, heh

cave johnson, were done here

[wavygravy]

Cave johnson here.


games


Cave johnson, We're done here.

[TheWilmster]

Cave Johnson here.
Welcome to aperture curtains
Cave Johnson, we're done here.

[Koronuru]

Is just me or this sounds like Windows startup?

[glados]

You hear this at the next smash reveal. How do you react?

[Drippyboy_]

“Good enough for science.”
“Not aperture science!”

[mannequia]

Cave Johnson here

Gun

Cave Johnson, we're done here.

[ropebrus]

IM SEARCHING THIS TOO LONG THANK YOU I (and liked...)

[ronaldjensen]

Cave Johnson here.

As you know, the Universal Union rules Earth now and they're using humans to rule humans. An Overwatch team in the Quarantine Zone is made of at least a few grunts and a specialist. Though the Union know how to modify humans to suit their needs, these grunts are some of the least modified in Overwatch Transhuman Arm. Now, anti-citizens often enter the zone for many reasons, soldiers getting killed and a lot of expensive equipment getting stolen. But don't worry, they took care of it. Gentlemen, they give you Overwatch Ordinal. Think of this as morale and reflex boost for the team. I'm not gonna lie to you, they just fitted an Overwatch soldier with a new uniform, armor, manhack and vocoder. But check this out. They told a team to treat an outbreak. His team can't do it. Good work, Ordinal. He sure is the brains of the team.

Cave Johnson. We're done here.

[nutofwisdom]

not hearing "hello investors, Cave johnson here" while that tune plays feels weird