Aperture Investment Opportunity #1: 'Panels'

Don't miss this investment opportunity from up-and-coming applied sciences company Aperture Laboratories. Find out more about them April 19th, when they go public with their documentary video game Portal 2. This is the first of four videos showcasing the many lucrative products currently in development.

[Casperdroid]

0:33 Notice how the crusher doesn't crush until the portal device has rolled away far enough.

It's expensive as hell XD

[WoWkemon]

"Four walls, a ceiling and a floor..."

Aperture Science is too cool for doors.

[wimpykid]

"That is not a panel, that's a crusher, we sell them too." This game is gonna be AWESOME! I'm picking it up day of release.

[TheChaosDragoness]

"Safe"

...Well, I guess it's the safest as Aperture can get.

[TheSilas]

valve could easily put together a dream works film

[undoneonion]

Pretty sure it's a "Mashy Spike Plate", not a "Crusher".

[computernoise]

Portal 2

The game where the walls have more character and memorability than most game protagonists.

[yousorooo]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
That's a crusher
We sell them too

[ninjastreet]

0:27 this panel has been in depression since the beginning. Even when Chell passed by it in Portal 2 it's still mashing the wall.

[TheMisterTango]

Valve needs to make an official Aperture Investment Oppertunity for combustible lemons.

[LittleLightFromDark]

"That's not a panel, that's a crusher."
"We sell them too"

[leeshajoi]

I love how the "new and improved" panels look far more rickety and dangerous than the ones from Portal 1.

[spacecorewheatley]

Wheatley: MASHY SPIKE PLATES!
That's not a Mashy Spike Plate, That's a Crusher, We sell them too

[JoyStar]

"That's not a panel, that's a crusher. We sell them too!" I LOVE that line!

[cutenyan]

"That's not a panel. That's a crusher. We sell them too."
THAT IS MY FAVORITE PART

[Chowdonut]

Safe.
**P-Body getting smashed against wall**

[disafear]

Portal had a mad sense of humour, bring it back!

[slappymouse]

this was a triumph, i'm making a note here: portal 2 is going to be a huge success!

[flappy]

I love the crusher waited for the portal gun to be out of the way of the trajectory so then it could only crush ATLAS. Which kind of relates to the long-fall boots video where Cave cares more about the condition of the portal device than the life of a human.

[SK-byqd]

0:28 "Safe" As P-body is getting slammed against a wall XD