When You Rate an App 1 Star...

Don't try this at home.

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follow these or i will bite you

[soumyaprajith]

" a relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no All you can do is play games" notes sir !! I never knew that beluga was a relationship expert !!! Like where do you get those morals !!?

[xkyl]

Every video of beluga:
Part 1: sudden start
Part 2: video content
Part 3: funny/epic/sad/random end
Last part: inspirational words

[MrUnknownXD]

The fact that beluga can destroy headquarters of giants like Discord and Microsoft in just one click shows how powerful of a human he is.

Edit: I won't edit 'human' to 'cat'. Cuz if I do so, the reply section will make no sense :(

[cIoutcuts]

Lemme guess half his comments are gonna say “can we just appreciate how beluga never fails to entertain us?”

edit: OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 1K LIKES

[LastSafezone]

“When You Rate An App 1 Star” truly is the skit of all time. I especially loved it when Beluga said “it’s belugaing time” and beluga’d all over everyone.

[lightningslayer]

Beluga is really good at rickrolling us and I don’t even blame it.

[_ZeroMaximum_]

Fun Fact: This equation is 100% Mathematically Proven:

🐈 + 😎 = Beluga

[Twii]

Morbius is a cinematic masterpiece. Truly the absolute pinnacle of human creation everything pales in comparison to this work of art. The plot is beautiful and had me gripping my seat for the full length of the runtime every time it blesses my screen. When they found themselves in the subway tunnel I felt nothing but Euphoria as subway surfers is easily the greatest thing to bless the video game industry. The scene with Jared Leto made me get up in the theatre to cheer aloud as I hoped my efforts would be enough to get them through. Truly overall Discord is one of the apps of all time.

[Temerityofficial]

“a relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service… all you can do is play games!”

Beluga teaching us things we didn’t want but needed

[f.swiftie]

The fact he could just give it 5 stars and continue in the "deep" conversation 🤣

[U.M.A.]

1:54 Damn, what a nostalgic throwback 💀

[colekiesler]

Beluga: Tries to type

Also Beluga: “Getting myself Rickrolled has now become my true official nightmare.”

[liftsurfer]

2:12 as seen in “If Beluga owned Kahoot” at 2:38

[Error_oops]

Pictochat. Brings me back to those days where I would message my brother all the time. Drawing ridiculous photos. Ahhh, the nostalgia

[guillesahu]

Man you're so good, I don't know how after so much time your content is still so original. Keep it up!

[MrnewsSL]

I like how beluga finds a random topic and then makes it funny and entertaining!

[vishnuvardhananash]

Fun fact: Every 60 minutes in Australia a minute passes

[expiredkatz]

I love how the review almost says nothing to do with the discord itself.

Amazing app

Morbius is a cinematic masterpeace. Truly the
absolute pinnacle of human creation everything
pales in comparison of art. The
plot is beautiful and had me gripping my seat
for the full length of the runtime every time it
blesses my screen. When they found
themselves is the subway tunnel I felt nothing
but Euphoria as subway surfers is easily the
greatest thing to bless the video game
industry. The scene with Jared Leto made me
get up in the theatre to cheer aloud as I hoped
my efforts would be enough to get them
through.Truly overall Discord is one of the
apps of all time. - Beluga

It went too fast for my eyes so I’m assuming I got this wrong. The only thing you should get credit on is the fast typing

:D

[Legef]

Fun fact: There's always a fun fact in every beluga's video.

[TeleKamptiA]

2:18 I was not ready for when nostalgia hit like a fuckin’ truck