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How to Know if You're Pregnant Without a Pregnancy Test
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Tell me how to know if you're pregnant without a pregnancy test.
Labor is a pretty sure sign.
I mean before that, really before that.
If you look like you have a beer belly and you don’t drink beer, that’s a pretty good sign.
I’ve heard weight gain is a good sign of pregnancy.
You’re eating for one point one people, not two, so you shouldn’t gain more than thirty pounds by the ninth month. However, if your breasts start growing, that’s a likely sign.
How much do they grow?
They’ll grow around one cup size plus another cup while you’re nursing. Consider it nature’s free boob job.
But you get all out of shape in other ways.
Some women maintain a tight figure after pregnancy by not pigging out, but you do tend to see the hips widen.
I’ve heard of that and widening feet.
But that’s going to hit around the third trimester, whereas you’ll feel like a pre-teen with chest pain the first trimester as the breasts start growing.
What about morning sickness?
If the sight of steak or smell of fish suddenly make you ill, and you didn’t watch too many PETA videos, then it can be a sign of pregnancy.
I’ve had nausea.
Not all women who are pregnant get morning sickness, and many of them simply have nausea with occasional vomiting. It is the rare chick who throws up every day for days on end.
That’s a heck of a stomach bug.
Except it isn’t over for nine months, though you do get a cute little baby at the end.
How else can you know you are pregnant without a pregnancy test?
Do sonograms count?
That’s even more expensive than a pregnancy test.
Many people know they are pregnant by the fact that their period has not come.
Some women spot.
Some women spot when the embryo implants, and some spot for one or more cycles after it implants, though if they get a whole rush of blood, it is a miscarriage.
What do you think I should do?
If you think you’re pregnant, schedule an appointment with the doctor to confirm you are pregnant and start prenatal vitamins.
I’ve heard they could tell you’re pregnant just from the natural glow.
That’s the oily skin – but you cannot use that as a sign because too many people think fresh and dewy skin is a sign of beauty and a step up from a regular tan.
Fine, I’ll ask an actual doctor instead of my friends, though the bill alone may make me ill.
Labor is a pretty sure sign.
I mean before that, really before that.
If you look like you have a beer belly and you don’t drink beer, that’s a pretty good sign.
I’ve heard weight gain is a good sign of pregnancy.
You’re eating for one point one people, not two, so you shouldn’t gain more than thirty pounds by the ninth month. However, if your breasts start growing, that’s a likely sign.
How much do they grow?
They’ll grow around one cup size plus another cup while you’re nursing. Consider it nature’s free boob job.
But you get all out of shape in other ways.
Some women maintain a tight figure after pregnancy by not pigging out, but you do tend to see the hips widen.
I’ve heard of that and widening feet.
But that’s going to hit around the third trimester, whereas you’ll feel like a pre-teen with chest pain the first trimester as the breasts start growing.
What about morning sickness?
If the sight of steak or smell of fish suddenly make you ill, and you didn’t watch too many PETA videos, then it can be a sign of pregnancy.
I’ve had nausea.
Not all women who are pregnant get morning sickness, and many of them simply have nausea with occasional vomiting. It is the rare chick who throws up every day for days on end.
That’s a heck of a stomach bug.
Except it isn’t over for nine months, though you do get a cute little baby at the end.
How else can you know you are pregnant without a pregnancy test?
Do sonograms count?
That’s even more expensive than a pregnancy test.
Many people know they are pregnant by the fact that their period has not come.
Some women spot.
Some women spot when the embryo implants, and some spot for one or more cycles after it implants, though if they get a whole rush of blood, it is a miscarriage.
What do you think I should do?
If you think you’re pregnant, schedule an appointment with the doctor to confirm you are pregnant and start prenatal vitamins.
I’ve heard they could tell you’re pregnant just from the natural glow.
That’s the oily skin – but you cannot use that as a sign because too many people think fresh and dewy skin is a sign of beauty and a step up from a regular tan.
Fine, I’ll ask an actual doctor instead of my friends, though the bill alone may make me ill.
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