ELDEN RING | Melina's offer

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[giga-jun]

if i get to the point where i can make community posts, i'll start posting the "art" on here instead.

[Saggy_bones]

Bro took “arise ye tarnished” too literally

[BrandosGrassesOn]

In a world with grafted abominations, a three-legged tarnished rose above all.

[Nokiasimbian]

After this Melina will need Torrent more than the tarnished

[jermainetworsham]

*Melina* : "I offer you an Accord."
*Me* : "In return, I will offer you a Massive Civic."

[consumerjtc]

"Warrior blood flows through thine veins indeed."

[geraltofrivia]

For real I feel so bad for Melina
She just needs a hug 🫂

[Chara_the_god]

Ah, the mighty two handed sword, "blade of the tarnished." It seems Melina is not yet ready to handle such a weapon.

[Franz]

Melina: *slaps the roof of the Honda Accord*

Melina: “I offer you an Accord”

[rainreign]

Relax guys, it's just the fingerprint shield. Melina scared the poor tarnished so he hid behind it before he realised it was her.

...it's longer than I remember though

[The_Drake_That_Saw_Some_Shit]

I prefer Clubs to Katanas. Besides, there's still the possibility of hemorrage

[slicksilver]

A few hour later...
Ranni: H-hello, Tarnished. I... uh... thou art.... uh, wouldth thou... um....There’s been talk of... a um... Tarnished carrying around a... rather large... um... sword... dubbed as the “Dragon Slayer”. It seems to be that thou... might be it’s... wielder? Wouldeth thou care to... perhaps... if possible... showeth me?

[MyNameIsRoseAndITalkALot]

the only thing I know for real, there will be blood shed!

[kalashnikov]

Don’t worry guys, is the tarnished greatsword

[NDeep]

The ending is basically how I imagine Let Me Solo Her and Malenia

[ItsYaBoiThrawn]

0:25 "Fore Father's one and all! BEAR WITNESS!!!"

[Eddison]

Oh, he just wields the Ruin Greatsword! Melina is just shocked and confused to see such a weapon so early in the game)) For a maidenless stranger, it's quite impressive

[glitchydoll]

Don’t worry guys, he’s just going to kill her for the “maiden bell” drop, that will enable him to level up without her.

[____]

You’ve heard about the “God-Slaying sword”, now get ready for the “God-Laying sword”

[giga-jun]

holy shit why did this get 2k views all of a sudden