Elden Ring - The secret of Melina's Accord

This was my April Fools video for 2022.

Special thanks to MaxTheMiracle for importing the Honda Accord model.
Song used: World Navigation - Armored Core: Nexus OST

[ZullietheWitch]

The ruse is up. This was an April Fool's joke and wasn't actually sponsored by Honda at all. Extremely subtle, I know.

-I'm amazed that Honda reached out to me to sponsor this video, and I'm even more amazed that Honda will be working with From Software to integrate Honda brands and properties into the future of From Software's library of games. As long time viewers will know, my first car was a Kia Rio which was utterly destroyed in a collision with a Honda Civic, which, in contrast, emerged unscathed from the wreckage. Ever since, I have had a healthy fear and respect for Honda and their vehicles, and would comply with their demands as though my life was in danger.-

[Ramboondiea]

Notice how the skeletons dont start reforming, confirming the accord is infact holy.

[arktheangel]

Melina: "Tarnished!" *Whisper* "I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"

[rRhyan]

I choose to believe that Zulie did not know the Tree Sentinel would fly that hard but she kept the shot anyway

[XDarkGreyX]

The fact that Torrent's animation is still moving it up and down kills me

[pepsihax]

"Are you ready to commit a CAR'dinal sin?" *Drives into the Forge*

[AceRide]

The thought of Melina just handing you the keys to a new car and going on her way fucking kills me

[atlas]

I like how the car looks like it’s bouncing to the music too. Like 4 teens are in it blasting the song.

[chaoticstarfish]

I remember when I first fought The Old Volkswagen in the secret ending. I didn't even know I could summon my Spectral Honda in that arena so I kept getting destroyed for quite a while. Without a mount that might be the hardest fight in the game imo.

[slicksilver]

“Upon receiving the Accord from the substitute finger maiden, the Tarnished made sure to bestow their heavy duty sound system to keep they’re noble Accord bumpin though the lands between.”

[kaizerdeath]

her threat to give you that Destined Death should you become Lord Of Frenzy is just gonna be a drive-by

[rampageblizzard]

Judging by the dual exhaust, nice wheels, front bumper, side skirts, and the hatchback, this must be a sporty Honda. Melina sure knows how to pick her cars.

[kneau]

I love this. The way that Accord bounces along is just so encouraging!

[nightcricket]

The best thing is that it only needs horsepower to run

[lesfrisbees]

lmao Varré getting run over is the funniest thing I’ll see today.

[Nathan-rgno]

When she said shes gonna offer an Accord™, she really means it

[Brogrammist]

At last, Elden Ring's long-awaited entry into the Drift Souls series!

[Ineedanameplease]

The awful galloping motion, the beautiful leap through the air, everything is just perfect 👍🏼

[NatetheNerdy]

I know a lot of content creators will delete their pranks, or at least delist them, but I hope Zulie keeps this up. I'd love knowing anytime someone binges all their videos they would eventually get to this one.

[RamadaArtist]

Thirty seconds into this I'm like, "wait, is that Armored Core music I hear?"
I WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED.