Teach Me How To Factor (WSHS Math Rap Song)

(Parody of Teach Me How To Dougie by Cali Swag District)
Westerville South High School, Westerville, Ohio

Aye! Aye!
Teach me how to factor (Aye!)

[Verse 1: Schultz]
They be like Schultz (what?)
Can u teach me how to factor?
Ya know why?
Cause all the students after...(an A!)
All I need is a real good quadratic
And for you, you, you to back me up and check it (get it)
Get your terms lined up...make 'em high to low
Look for a GCF...that's something everyone should know
We got two terms and a minus in the middle
Now we cookin', like flippin' bacon on a griddle (okay)
Both the digits...gotta be perfect squares
1, 4, 9, 16, 25 over here
D.O.S. all the students tryin' get it
You gotta recognize...when I spit it (all day)
Set up two sets...put an x in each
Minus here, plus there...listen when I teach
I make the class shine bright when we start to do it
This one's a piece a cake...so I had to do it

[Chorus]
Teach me how to factor
Teach me, teach me how to factor
Teach me how to factor
Teach me, teach me how to factor
Everybody factor
every, everybody factor
Everybody factor
Check my work when I factor!

[Verse 2: Winner]
I'm Mr. Winner (yeah)
Growin' up on a tractor (uh-huh)
You know I'm from Greenville, but I teach you how to factor! (yessir)
Step up in my class, and all the students hear me
If you got three terms, and a plus in the back
I hear the class screamin' like "Aye! This is wack!"
Your signs must be the same, when you follow the flow
They like "How you do that?" when I factor on the floor
Set up two sets, put an x in both
The signs in the middle, will be showin' up the most
Three terms! And a plus in the back
Your signs will double up like a Wendy's Double Stack
I take this to the class when I show 'em how to factor

[Chorus]

[Verse 3: Schultz]
Back to the class you know I really like to factor
The roots of the quadratic, yeah that's what I'm after
GCF first...then FOIL to check your work
We got one more case, so we have to take a look
We bout to factor, get an answer with two signs
This ones the hardest...so listen to my rhymes
If you got three terms, and a minus at the end
The signs will be different, where they go, that depends
The larger of your numbers gets the sign from the middle
This problems not too bad, if you study just a little
Now pick up your pencil, I don't wanna hear you fussin'
Teacher swag, got them students with the brains all a bustin'
...Dahhhh! You really gotta get this lesson
This problems hot, we just took it out the math oven
I like to factor...and get everybody working
I yell "Yeah we do it"...and everybody factors

[zacharymartinez]

my math teacher keeps showing us this...

[Mari-opls]

I can't believe I'm using this as procrastination for my math homework xD.

[SenorMorgenStern]

Students and and teachers should be proud to be part of this school.

[Sofia-btiv]

about two years ago my math teacher was first teaching me factors and she showed this video every week. She continued to do so even after the factoring unit was done. The class watched this video so much that we were singing along. You could be going to your next class and hear "HEY MR WINNER!" from down the hall

[AllhaeLMarie]

I love my school but I need to transfer here lmfao

[cass]

this taught me to factor better than my teacher did

[ArielCelesteB]

I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD AT 1:18 BRO! "I'm Mr.Winner Growing Up On The Tractor" LOL IDK WHY I FIND THAT SO FUNNY! <3

[KrazyjayDotcom]

This is pretty dope! This video will help a lot of songwriters get their rhymes in order!

[MegaPruddy]

The coolest teachers ever!!!! Why am I just seeing this now.

[yohasakura]

After all these years I finally come back

[evanwoerner]

I remember watching this in high school algebra lol, it really does help if you listen closely

[augustprincess]

Ya signs will double up like a Wendy's double smack😂😂😂😂😂😂😂wtff

[sophia-mcyh]

I still can’t factor but this is a bop 😌

[ScottWoodMrPunchline]

This is perfect for late night study sessions entertaing and educational I love it.

[MsSmiles]

i love when teachers are cool enough to do stuff like this

[maygen]

THIS IS AMAZING! I am about to teach this in my class and this video is amazing! It's so clear and makes factoring easy!! I am going to play it DAILY!! Thank you again for all your awesome videos!!

[Aftyn]

Class watched this today and was stuck in my head all day

[Danny-Q]

This is great! You saved me for my math GCSEs thanks! You need to make more videos! 💯😂

[truhoney]

glad you guys enjoy teaching your kids!! please come to charlotte the schools need help down here!!

[grandmacheeto]

My teacher played this while there was a bomb threat going on in my school 😃