A SHARK BROKE INTO MY HOUSE!😬

#shorts #shark #house

[seanboggs]

I hate it when sharks break into my house. Last summer, i caught a tiger shark breaking into my place looking for drug money, but i could see how terrified, desperate, and ashamed he was as tears flowed down his cheek when he saw me. I counseled the poor guy and helped him through rehab, and im happy to report that he's been clean for five months, and has started a successful scuba diving business in Amity. His name is Bruce Brody, andIf you see him out there, let him know i sent you.😊

[randomcupcakeeater]

He came to inform abt ur cars extended warranty

[tobleroneilluminati]

Give him a belly rub and a rolled up newspaper and he'll be a happy, respected and integral part of your family and household.

[AdventuresOfTheLeighRambler]

“You’re going to need a bigger house.😮”

[rtrThanos]

*knock knock*
Woman: “Who is it?”
Land shark: “…Candygram…”

[ElectricShark]

Sharks are unique. They are capable of ripping you apart but still are friggin' cute as a button and so unique.

[its_rick_james_bich]

You must have provoked it. Usually sharks don’t come this close to homes. I blame global warning bringing sharks closer inland’s. Hope your ok

[julianismelo_gaming]

that one shark in sharkbite 2 at oil rig survival:

[bipolarbear]

"Sir, when you called about an infestation, we were thinking about termites."

[criminallyautistic]

How did you fake it? That looks real. Awesome work man.

[Zoeynessy]

Oh that’s just Terry. He’s bringing you a gift

[Us-Navy]

Remember to change his water every few weeks and make sure the neighbors aren’t suspicious why your buying hundreds of live fish

[GhostLeviathanLover]

SAVE THE SHARK! GET IT BACK IN ITS HOME-


Ya know if sharks aren’t in water for a while they die? Also sharks are beautiful creatures ;-;

[The_noob_man]

Shark be like: LEMME IN AND GIVE ME WATER >:(

[makedahume]

BRUH THERES SOMETHING CALLED LAND SHARK NOW WHAT THE FREAK

[Eric-Matthews_SAW-SAW]

That's fake because if was real then it would have been on the news.

[quinna]

It’s Sharknado….what number are they on now?

[markoconnell]

Let's be honest who has a shark at the home

Man be like me
👇

[NormalGuy]

That modeling and animating is amazing

[Saunterdaaviator]

Plot twist, they forgot to pay the rent, so the landlord called a shark