Hash Pipe (MTG Parody)

Trying to play a big creature with only four lands? There's a way.

LYRICS:

You want to cast a fatty but you ain’t got 8 G?
There’s no need to worry, all you’re needing is me
I can’t make the mana but I know this one trick
And like carpal tunnel, son, it’s all in the wrist

Oh, come on and flick me
Oh, come on and flick me

You got that big one
Ain’t got the land right
Just put it in play
How did you do that?
I got my elf pipe
I got my elf pipe

He thinks that he’s winning cuz he just cast two lords
But we’ve got more Kraken than a sumo’s floorboards
It That Betrays ain’t just Prince Harry’s nickname
It’s an eleven-powered reason you’ll be winning the game

Oh, come on and flick me
Oh, come on and flick me

You got that big one
Ain’t got the land right
I Cathar’d both them
Wait, how’d you do that?

With my werewolf pipe
With my werewolf pipe

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Filmed on iPhone.

[FanOfMostEverything]

"Judge, his cards are telling him how to play."
"Sorry, that's not technically _outside_ assistance."

[DrClawizdead]

The craziest thing about this video is that Elvish Piper stayed on board for three turns.

[marsiumouse]

Remy is just like an Elvish Piper, he puts out all these banger parodies for no cost.

[Greenman]

Woah! Remy actually has appropriate lands on the battlefield, that's shocking!

[thPlaceDave]

I like it when the opponent starts dancing along too

[SacredMagic]

I love that the elf is in an Elf costume.

[tonythepokemonguy]

His opponents always give his cards the opportunity to finish their song that’s really cool of them

[kilo]

Ok, the fingering the kazoo as if it were a keyed instrument got me 😂

[recusantvessel]

Remy legitimately just cannot miss with these parodies
The range is unreal on this man

[matthewbeard]

The very first Magic deck I ever built was legit just Elvish Piper and a bunch of big Eldrazi... This song speaks to a younger me on a deep personal level.

[B-Ran_the_Man]

"It that Betrays ain't just Prince Harry's nickname" was a line I didn't expect to hear anywhere.

[louissimonlefebvre]

Ok, I wasn't sure at first, but that twist, and especially the kazoo, at the end were genius

[notme]

I've probably seen everything Remy's ever put on YouTube and I'm still constantly impressed by his stylistic range.

[TiMonsor]

tears in my eyes. I'm a newbie werewolf player and its the first time i've seen cards that I actually play and play against in Remy's vid. So that what it felt like for the rest of you all this time? amazing

[MetalPheonix]

Magic parody? 23 seconds ago? My day has improved.

[harlock]

just realized I need more pipe solos in my life

[Skelegoblin]

Remy I love your vocal quality when you leave falsetto, it's probably the most iconic part of how you sing.

[patrickdorr]

I love the fact that Remi is finally using sleeves for his cards

[Ryan-Nowicki]

When Remi taps nostalgia, and puts a banger into play.

[Wallsh]

I am so thankful that you love magic. Whenever Magic is unavailable to me in person (which it basically always is for me) and I drift away from it you are always there to remind me of just how much fun and love I have for this game and the interactions it gives you with other players. So glad you are here in this community!