You Oughta Know (Magic: The Gathering Parody)

Getting replaced is a jagged little pill to swallow.

LYRICS:

I want you to know
That I’m happy for you
I wish nothing but
The best for you both

A younger version of me?
Don’t blame it on power creep
You used to cast ME with that Ampitheater…

It was a slap in the chin
And not the first time I’ve been
Left for someone with a superior rear…

Cut Abrade, cut a Blade
Cut a Shade, Knuckleblade
Cinder Glade or a Cage or
Djeru, with Open Eyes

Not me!

And every time they Tooth and Nail
Cuz you had less attacks I hope you feel it
OH CAN YOU FEEL IT!?

And I’m here
To remind you
You said you’d keep me til rotation day

It’s not fair
To deny me
Of the health coverage that you promised me

You, you, you oughta know

I’m here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away

It’s not fair to deny me
Of the main deck slot that you gave to me

You, you, you oughta know

Music tracks and mastering by Ben Karlstrom.

Filmed on iPhone.

[SaintedMilo]

Love that you can tell how much he enjoyed that 'superior rear' joke.

[TheyDarthElmo]

The helth care being called Lotus C.O.B.R.A is truly inspired.

[crimson]

Remy is the Weird Al of Magic, and I love it.

[MagicMetalMoney]

Just imagine our cards taking it personally every time we cut them from a deck 😂😂

[gobomania]

Don't worry Fencing Ace, you have a spot in human tribal decks, something the spirit can't do.

[matthewbeard]

I had a dream like a week ago that Remy was in.

I was at my LGS playing EDH with some friends and we had music playing on one of our phones and it was playing through Remy's MTG parody songs. Suddenly Remy pops up out of nowhere and kinda shyly asks us what we're listening to and we're all like "oh just this guy who does great Magic related content. His music videos are the best. You should check him out!" And Remy just gives us all this quiet little smile as he nods his head and walks off. At least in that moment in my dream I knew that Remy was aware of the positive impact he has on us all.

So here's hoping Remy keeps getting the recognition he deserves for all the hard work he puts into all of the incredible videos he gifts us with!

[TrixerFerKids]

Damn, those are some high notes! Well done, it sounded just like the original melody!

[somecleverthing]

I'm 90% sure Remy just wanted to sing this song and he found a way to make it work.

[CorySticha]

I need the case that makes a phone look like a stack of random cards. Oh, wait, those *were* a stack of random cards.

[timothypostlethwaite]

Your parody songs always leave me wanting a full version. This is excellent.

[S...O___S...]

I love that Remy's cell phone is just a stack of cards

[chrisl]

I would unironically listen to a full version of this song

[lenajohnson]

I like how at the end he just closes the book like 'no I still can't do it. The card's literally just a straight upgrade.'

[jackmanning]

I love that his phone at the beginning is a bunch of cards

[owtowler]

I mean holy damn parody aside hitting those notes is incredible, Remy! Sick work.

[rem]

We used to listen to the OG song a lot when I played magic in college. This is the song we needed instead then even though none of these cards were in print in revised.

[graemebloodworth]

as someone who works in HR, the lotus cobra joke absolutely killed me

[ManyBothansDied]

At first I was wondering why his voice was kinda warbly this time. Then I realized that he was mimicking Allanis and now I'm just in awe of his talent.

[ScottLufkin]

Took me the second viewing to notice his "phone" is a pile of Magic cards. Genius.

[joshuamurray]

Remy strikes again hes amazing!
The only thing that could have been better would have been if the singing became muffled as soon as he closed the binder😂