Supreme Verdict: The Rap

An anthem for the greatest sweeper of all time.

LYRICS:

I’m a control guy, control’s what I play
It doesn’t matter the format or even the time of day
I play counters and sweepers, that’s all and it’s glorious
Doctor checked my blood type and said “damn—it’s Azorius”

Attempted spells ten, resolved spells zero
I got more counters than that one middle aisle at Home Depot
And if you get past my counters and think you’re in the clear
Every turn four baby all that you’re gonna hear’s
Supreme Verdict

Got a board of zombies pumped with a Reaper?
I do not stress, I just cast a sweeper
Anything in life that I find concerning
I do not address, I just Supreme Verdict

Board wipe every turn four, I’ll leave you in awe
I’ve wiped so many vehicles you’d think I was a chamois
You think I don’t have a sweeper but then I put the broom on
Got so many tutors you’d think you were at Kumon

Tired of losing? Had enough of the shame?
So you sleeve up Azorius to beat me at my own game
You play a counter of your own, you think you’re making progress
Then I override your veto like I’m two-thirds of Congress

Think your spell is resolving? Well you’re gonna be frowny
Cuz I’ve muddled more mixtures than nuts in brownies
Think your dorks’ll take me down? Only time will tell
Tap four mana and I cast—what’s the name of that spell?
Supreme Verdict

Got a board of zombies pumped with a Reaper?
I do not stress, I just cast a sweeper
Anything in life that I find concerning
I do not address, I just Supreme Verdict

Wife wants a divorce, she’s asking for half
I hit her with an Annul, man what you think about that!?
Lawyer says that’s not legal, she’s playing for keepers
About your assets—what exactly are sweepers?

Even at the spelling bee, they’re trying to fool me
Who walked away with the trophy? Obviously yours truly
And when I get pulled over, it all turns out perfect
Pull out my wallet and hit him with— I play aggro

Ooh…

When the policeman says “get out of your car”
Just do what he says don’t offer him blue cards
Anything in life that I find concerning
I do not address, I just Supreme Verdict

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[childeroland]

okay but the "Supreme" hoodie that has the word replaced with "Verdict" is 100% everything

[Gangfang]

"Then I override your veto like I'm 2/3 of congress" 👨‍🍳🤌

[Kaffirmative]

"Doctor checked my blood type and said 'Damn, it's Azorius'" is the best lyric of 2023

[TheCaptainstupendous]

*The Word to Spell is: “BURST”*
*Holds up a Spell Burst*
Underrated joke right there

[DarkQuaz]

It’s… so beautiful…
(Cries a single teardrop)
(Taps teardrop and casts Supreme Verdict)

[dyne]

The most realistic part was at 1:30

Home: $0
Savings: $0
401 (K): $0
Sweepers: $246, 972
Counterspells: $47, 803
Fountains (Hallowed): $7, 279
Fountains (Non-Hallowed): $0

[immortalgamer]

That whole rap was fantastic, but that Bribery joke at the end had me in stitches.

[xnd]

0:47 For those that don't know, Kumon is a company that help people find private tutors.

[Geroaergaroe]

What kill the most at 00:56 is that Summary dismissal technically... counter the spell Dovin's veto also wanted to counter.

He's really just making a point.

[I_Believe_In_Christ]

This is literally a work of art. You've outdone yourself, Remy

[rudyh]

1:16 countering the spilled milk is hilarious

[psinjo]

So i just realized. The song is saying "anything in life that i find concerning, I do not address, i just supreme verdict" verdict is a sweeper.. So he's saying, anything that's concerning, just sweep it away! (under the rug)

[JustABrokenToy]

As an Azorius mage, this is my new anthem

[malmasterson]

Easily now my favorite song of yours. As a dedicated Azorius contol player, I let this video resolve.

[jamesvp]

"You play a counter of your own, you think you're making progress, then I override your veto like I'm 2/3 of congress" lmao these lyrics are amazing!~

[TomGalonska]

Pulling Bribery on an officer of the law is a rookie mistake, just give 'em Nevinyrral's Donut and you're fine.

[dark-kounoupidaki]

How did he come up with another banger so damn fast 🤯

[autobotjazz]

$246k in sweepers? damn son leave some for the rest of us .

[Aosk]

Holy guacamole, he is finally playing the right lands for the deck!

[NickyKnickerson]

I'll override your veto like I'm 2/3rds of congress. Jesus Christ you're good at this.