We Didn't Start the Fire (MTG Parody)

We Didn’t Start the Fire but with burn spells.

LYRICS:

Lighting Bolt, Reckless Rage, Tarfire, Aggravate
Flash Conscription, Lightning Riddle, Roast and Vertigo
Kaminari, this Ignition, Fiery Temper, Burn from Within
Pyrotechnics, Pyrohelix, Char and Demon Bolt

Voltage Surge, Grapeshot, Burn Away, Chaos Charm
Bring Low, the Fling and I, Shrapnel Blast, Artillerize
Meteor Shower, Browbeat, Strangle and Unholy Heat
Blazing Salvo, Lightning Volley, Spikefield Hazzard, Thud, Fry

We got a lot of fire
It’s a lot of burning and a bit concerning
We got a lot of fire
Your cards could be flaming if we get to trading

Boulderfall and Aftershock, Outnumber and Lava Dart
Bombard, Swelter, Unleash Shell and Sizzling Barrage
Flame Cone, Firestorm, Beacon of Destruction
Skred, Melt Through, Brawl, Rock Slide, Char and Shock

Fry, Mindblaze, these, Scorching Lava, Cleansing Screech
Blazing Volley, this Command, Fires of Victory (that’s a land…)
Salvo, Start from Scratch, Chain of Plasma, Soul Blast
Blur of Blades, Conflagrate, Doublecast for two Skreds

We got a lot of fire
I am hooked on lightning that’s what I’m confiding
We got a lot of fire
Your cards could be flaming if we get to trading

Welding Sparks, Staggershock, Pyrrhic Blast and Scattershot
Judgement, Carbonize, Singe and Electrify
Firestorm, Fireball, Zap, Disintegrate, Brawl
Dark Temper, Lava Spike, I can’t fit this one inside

Brimstone Volley, Unforge, Blaze, Mugging, Voltage Surge
Heartfire too, Spark Jolt, Fateful End and Forked Bolt
Kaboom!, Shard Volley, Spark of Creativity
Last Ditch Effort, Strangle, Gaze of Adamaro

We got a lot of fire
All this burn spell seizing’s why my wife is leaving
We got a lot of fire
Your cards could be flaming if we get to trading

Hungry Flames, Lightning Javelin, a strange land
Singe and Feint and Fated Conflagration
Flames of the Raze-Boar-ia, Tail Slash, Pyrophobia
Ol’ Rift, Stomp and Cleansing Beam, Avacyn’s
Judgment, Magma Jet, Skred, Electrodominance

Massive Raid, Stoke the Flames
What else could I have to trade?

We got a lot of fire
They are burn spells only, I’m profoundly lonely
We got a lot of fire
Your cards could be flaming if we get to trading

Puncture Bolt, Offering, this Ignition back again
Dual Shot, Death Spark, Surging Flame, Gut Shot
Strafe, Abrade and Play with Fire, maybe don’t go in that mine
A Flames of the Firebrand and Barrel Down Sokenzan

Wizard’s Lightning, Dragon’s Fire, Roast, Earth Tremor, Harvest Pyre
Foreign Jets, Molten Blast, Skullcrack, Spawning Breath
Pyromatics, Comet Storm, Jaya’s real big Inferno
Jaws of Stone, Provoke the Trolls, I do not have any more

We got a lot of fire
Oh I love these spells, this is a cry for help, please help me
We got a lot of fire
Your cards could be flaming if we get to trading

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Filmed on iPhone.

[ThMkn]

"Oh this will be bad." One of my favorite parts of these is the secondary characters understanding they activated yet another song lol

[Zdarkete]

The people processing Remy's online card orders must be having a 'I get it now' moment.

[estebansancho]

People need to realize how much time and work it probably took Remy to decide on which order to sing every single red card he probably had. Nice Remy, loved it!

[emilysmith]

“This Ignition back again” really got me good, he really paid a lot of attention to the lyrics he was parodying for a song about red cards

[Ninguin]

Man, the finding cards literally everywhere in your house is probably the most true thing in his videos lmao.

[veggiedragon]

The rhymes are actually immaculate, Remy always delivers with these song covers.

[jackjackson]

Hi Remy - As an insurance adjuster I recommend taking this video down. Showing you storing all those burn spells and exclaiming "We have a lot of fire" is not good in the event of a house fire.

[toamatau]

Commenting again but this is seriously so impressive. As someone who has the original memorized, hearing you not just line up the cards with the syllable structure of the original but actually matching the noises and other quirks is so mind blowing. The double "Pyro" where North and South Korea are in the original song is a great example. You are so talented.

[Fellturtle]

"Lightning, Javelin a strange land" impeccable, he really can't miss

[wailordlord]

As a person who enjoys red burn and doesn’t read cards, this was very helpful!

[lucyalienlove]

I'm 36 years old. I've played magic since 1998. And this is a BANGER.

[tonyq]

“I’m profoundly lonely” killed me. Love it Remy keep it up!

[corey]

A full 3 minute song?! Remy has really blessed us today!

[huntery]

"The Fling and I" deserves to be recognized. Brilliant 😂

[Schlachtoros]

I grew up on Weird Al, so I love some good covers, but I gotta say Remy's versions are always top notch

[yumyumeatemup]

The fact that there are enough burn spells in red that this parody song could legit slap is the real FIRE! 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

[ActionNerdGo]

As a long time Burn player, thank you for giving us this new anthem.

[MonkOfWar]

The burning question I have is why out of all spells appearing multiple times, only Chandra's Ignition got the "...again" acknowledgment. I'm quite shocked by that, actually.

[trentjordan]

0:39 "Fling and I"

This implies remy is a creature with at least 1 power in order to qualify as burn

[Nerethilsan]

We are (edit: no longer) missing one, but here's what I've got so far:
Lightning Bolt
Reckless Rage
Tarfire
Aggravate
Flash Conscription
Riddle of Lightning
Roast (x2)
Vertigo
Ire of Kaminari
Chandra's Ignition (x2)
Fiery Temper
Burn from Within
Pyrotechnics
Chandra's Pyrohelix
Char
Demon Bolt
Voltage Surge (x2)
Grapeshot
Burn Away
Chaos Charm
Bring Low
Fling (and I)
Shrapnle Blast
Artillerize
Meteor Shower
Browbeat
Strangle (x2)
Unholy Heat
Blazing Salvo
Lightning Volley
Spikefield Hazard
Thud
Fry (x2)
Boulderfall
Aftershock
Outnumber
Lava Dart
Bombard
Swelter
Unleash Shell
Sizzling Barrage
Cone of Flame
Firestorm (x2)
Beacon of Destruction
Skred (x2)
Melt Through
Brawl (x2)
Rock Slide
Char
Shock
Mindblaze
Parch
Lightning Storm
Lightning Surge
Fires of Victory
Pigment Storm
Flare
Scorching Lava
Cleansing Screech
Blazing Volley
Mishra's Command
Fires of Victory (Evolving Wilds)
Boulder Salvo
Start from Scratch
Chain of Plasma
Soulblast
Blur of Blades
Conflagrate
Double Cast + Skred
Welding Sparks
Staggershock
Pyrrhic Blast
Scattershot
Avacyn's Judgment (x2)
Carbonize
Singe (x2)
Electrify
Fireball
Zap
Disintegrate
Dark temper
Lava Spike
Brimstone Volley
Unforge
Blaze
Mugging
Heartfire
Spark Jolt
Fateful End
Forked Bolt
Kaboom!
Shard Volley
Spark of Creativity
Last-Ditch Effort
Gaze of Adamaro
Hungry Flames
Lightning Javelin
Mountain
Feint
Fated Conflagration
Flames of the Raze-Boar
Tail Slash
Pyrophobia
Magma Rift
Stomp
Cleansing Beam
Magma Jet (x3)
Electrodominance
Massive Raid
Stoke the Flames
Puncture Bolt
Volcanic Offering
Dual Shot
Death Spark
Surging Flame
Gut Shot
Strafe
Abrade
Play with Fire
Mind Collapse
Flames of the Firebrand
Barrel Down Sokenzan
Wizard's Lightning
Dragon's Fire
Earth Tremor
Harvest Pyre
Molten Blast
Skullcrack
Spawning Breath
Pyromatics
Comet Storm
Jaya's Immolating Inferno
Jaws of Stone
Provoke the Trolls