An Unhinged Deep Dive into my entire romantic history. | pt 2

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00:00 - Intro
00:16 - The LIE about "finding love"
2:06 - Breakup and Heartbreak
2:58 - Confusing Fantasy
3:41 - John Travolta
4:11 - Something weird started happening.
5:53 - How did this happen.
7:01 - The KEY to finding THE ONE.
8:27 - Immediately no.
9:25 - A very impressive segue.
11:51 - Things are not going well.
12:33 - The ROOMBA.
13:58 - The Romance.
16:25 - The Kiss.
17:36 - The Confrontation
20:14 - The Incident.
23:16 - Plot Twist.
24:40 - The Reveal.
25:30 - I'm an idiot.
28:04 - Bloopers.


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[lorrainethomas]

I was so engrossed in the Roomba story I didn't see the plot twist coming. At all. I also startled my husband when I laughed at loud at the 'peace be with you.' That is a story for the ages!

[RangeGleasry]

Caroline
I have been married twenty something years to someone whose love language is acts of service. He is so kind and so devoted and so caring.
And yet, when I was away on a month long trip and texted him “I miss you and I love you”, his response was “good luck with your career.” 😂😂😂

[robstrck]

“Are we friends, are we friends that sometimes kiss and then bless each other”? 😂😂😂

[annemeyers]

"ACT LIKE YOU'VE BEEN TREATED NICELY BEFORE" Ohhhh Caroline I'm dead and so glad you shared this video

[CuteCat]

My Roomba referred to me as his gf after our first date, and on our fourth date we were talking about things we'd like to do and he casually says that WHEN we get married we're gonna do this and that.
We've been married nearly 5 years and are completely in love with each other ever since.
Roombas work in mysterious ways.

[Margaretcs]

I married a Roomba……even after marriage it was hard to come to terms with his lack of verbal communication……it wasn’t until I got breast cancer at the age of 38 that I realized the depths of his love for me. On my first night home after surgery my drains leaked. I woke up in a puddle of blood and I could do nothing to help myself. I just lay there weeping and emotionally numb. My husband woke but I couldn’t really communicate…..I just lay there crying…..he surmised what had happened and in his steadfast way, took over. He sat me up and proceeded to gently clean me up and rewrap all my bandages. He changed all the bed linens while I continued to weep. I’m sure he was verbally reassuring me the whole time, but I don’t remember the words. I do remember the feeling of being so helpless and having someone else, so selflessly, take care of me. That’s what he’s done for 45 years so far…..

[Mallory-Malkovich]

I love that the happy ending was you realizing that his respectful and compassionate behavior was because he liked you, not because he was a robot

[zoraarnold]

Who knew the sad bathroom video would have such a wild arc?! Congratulations to you both!

[ProfMcGonaGil]

I too grew in love with a Roomba! And this theatrical goober + robot duo have taken on the world together. We dated through nursing school, married right before graduation, and we are about to celebrate our 10th year of marriage. We even had a couple of the cutest cyborg babies you’ve ever seen. We were having an argument in the kitchen this weekend because I was frustrated at him for not having an emotional reaction to something in the world that upset me (it’s super fun to reflect that I felt entitled to control his actions but oh well lol). I was seething and he shuffled towards me and gave me a big hug and went “beep boop beep” to say he knew he was being a robot but he loved me very much and it was all so perfectly timed that my rage tears turned into laughing tears and we cackled together while the bacon crackled on the stove. It was such a mundane moment but darn it if I won’t treasure it always! Bless these Roombas who help their messy partners keep a tidy(ish) and happy home ❤ thank you for sharing your story!!!

[eveyyc]

I AM CRYING. I am so happy for a stranger on the internet.

[annafife]

When I finally revealed my feelings to my own Roomba man, he said: "That's good news".
You can imagine the zillions of conversations that then commenced in my head.
The beautiful thing about a Roomba man, is that stuff gets done. And every wall he paints, every cup of tea he makes, he is showing me his love.
Been married 24 years, we have four children. And the phrase "That's good news" is still shared like a secret between us.

[FrankieOlive]

“Peace be with you” had me rolling. 💀 How he responds to your quirks is so endearing. As soon as you mentioned the ice skating, I knew it had to be Justin. Who else?!?

[CHSwildcats]

After BURSTING OUT LAUGHING at "Peace Be With You" and smiling so hard it hurt, I heard his response of "And Also With Your Spirit"' and couldn't stop myself from yelling out "Oh My God, he's the ONE!!!" I'm exhausted - what an emotional roller coaster 😅🥰

[mmmarloes]

“Act like you’ve been treated nicely before” hit me straight in the gut 💔

[anhe]

I met my roomba man 8 years ago. I broke up with him in the first weeks of dating because I thought his lack of communication meant he is seeing other people. Turns out he was just really conscious about how often he would text me, because he thought I was this cool girl with this cool life that he didn’t want to bother too much, didn’t want to seem too clingy and didn’t want to give away all the topics he wanted to talk to me about on our dates over text. He was sitting on his phone holding himself back from texting me, while I was sitting on my phone crying about why he wouldn’t text me and I bet he was seeing other women.
We eventually met up again after a little break and the rest is history.

[auntietara]

When I was about 25, after my second divorce, I make a list of 15 things I wanted out of a relationship with a man. Things I never wanted to be without again. I can’t remember the details, but I think anyone who scored higher than a nine was datable, and anyone under 6 wasn’t even fit for friendship. I continued on with my life, making mistakes and learning stuff. When I was 52 (that’s not a typo — fifty-two) I married The One. Maybe five or six years later I was clearing out and getting rid of various things, and came across that list, which I had completely forgotten about. Hubby scored a perfect 15. I didn’t need the list to know he’s my guy, but it was sure cool to put that all together! I’ll be 66 in a couple months, and I still say marrying him was the smartest thing I’ve ever done in my entire life. ❤️🥰❤️

[craftyluna]

I know this is late and you'll never see this, but this two parter is one of the best things on the internet. I think when you're telling a a story that feels so specific to you and your life, it might feel like no one is going to really get it, but it's the opposite. The more specific it is, the more universal it becomes. Because even if someone hasn't gone through exactly what you're going through, if you describe it well enough (which you did) you invite people into your world and we'll find points of connection. Thank you for taking us on this journey with you and I'm so thrilled for your happy ending! Or, happy middle because it ain't over yet.

[ccollard]

So happy for you. Died laughing at the “peace be with you” story. Makes me feel less crazy for initiating my first kiss with my husband with “come at me, bro”. Never said those words in my life and that’s what I chose at that moment.

[chamberpaint]

I’m exhausted from this beautiful roller coaster. The nicknames. The “Peace be with you” and his PERFECT reply! I must tell you: I had 3 great loves. The last one was the right one & died in my arms from a brain injury - but it took 35yrs to finally get together for OUR 21yrs. Now I’m almost 79. I’ll never love again, but your two-part video took me back to my fabulous life and made me long to be young enough again to go for Round4. But that’s crazy, as I’m a bit crippled & a recluse & nobody could possibly find me…NO! I’m done! I loved the way he looked at me…Every day, even tho we were old, & then he had a brain injury but remembered he LOVED ME. And I looked at HIM the same way. Even taking care of him for 12yrs. He was the funniest man in the world, and we laughed together every day. Even the last 5yrs after he lost his words. It sparkled in our eyes like Justin & you. I have that memory & it sustains me now, even in grief. I was so lucky. And now, so are you.♥️

[JennAlessa]

His response to "peace be with you" was the giveaway. It's always that matches your energy, always.
I'm very happy for you, Caro. It was time for you have this type of connection.